When your colon rage-quits during a multi-day conference after long flights, mainlining coffee, junk food, and allergies to sitting on public toilets.
This is Day 5 of CiscoLive and I’m conferenstipated so badly that my colon just sent me a 503 Service Unavailable and has been holding a silent sit-in longer than most protests.
by de45 February 17, 2026
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"He’s got a lifted truck, a ‘Don’t Tread on Me’ bumper sticker, won’t shut up about Wexit, but still cries over Tim Hortons commercials — textbook Confederate Canuck Complex (CCC)."
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A meeting held by oblivious twits in a busy, public place such as a doorway, hallway, elevator or escalator exit.
by longrider700 January 30, 2015
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in order to rid Chicago of crime Rahm Emanuel shouldn't ask the U.N. for help , he should hire a Marshall Zhukov or another goulag Confederate.
by Sexydimma December 19, 2017
Get the goulag Confederate mug.World Confederalism or Global Confederalism is a political concept about the creation of a worldwide confederation with the goal to slove all major world problems and slove the major problems of all countries as possible, world confederalism also believes on the cooperation of the countries and equal status to all countries at global level. World confederalism differs from world federalism on the sense that world federalism supports just in the creation of democratic institutions at global level, centralized or not, while world confederalism supports the creation of a world confederation with the goal to help all countries as the world itself.
"World Confederalism is considered as the left-wing libertarian version of world federalism, both concepts might be really useful for the future of Earth and of the planet itself. But world confederalism would be really good in case the world become left-wing libertarian or even anarchist as well."
by Full Monteirism March 22, 2021
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friend: nah you know you just going there to have throat conference.
friend: nah you know you just going there to have throat conference.
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a group of people fueled through bad decisions, cheap thrills and the smell of their own "confidence." Notorious for their Olympic-level gluttony, their gold medals in greed, and their PhD in failure to see the big picture. They persistently reject others' opinions with the grace of a brick and they see boundaries as suggestions. They come in flocks, you can smell and hear them from a town away, overtalking everyone else while contributing absolutely nothing.
a group of people fueled through bad decisions, cheap thrills and the smell of their own "confidence." Notorious for their Olympic-level gluttony, their gold medals in greed, and their PhD in failure to see the big picture. They persistently reject others' opinions with the grace of a brick and they see boundaries as suggestions. They come in flocks, you can smell and hear them from a town away, overtalking everyone else while contributing absolutely nothing.
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