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Computer Love

Someone who is in love or have a thing with someone over the internet.

Like internet dating....
A girl: Me and my computer love have been going strong for 2 years.
by TashaOwnsU January 27, 2009
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Commutard

(COM-YOU-TARD)

1. A person who acts as though all people with a particular personal trait belong to a "community" and therefore must all agree unanimously on any issue, or hold the same beliefs because of that shared trait.

2. A small minded and discriminatory person who robs others of their individuality by trying to group them based on personal traits or characteristics.
Example 1
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Person 1: The skeptic community has always voted for X party
Person 2: Stop being a commutard

Example 2
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Person 1: I support the hetrosexual community in their desire to X
Person 2: Stop being a commutard
by LemonySnickets September 25, 2020
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history on a computer

a link under the url that can be used to see what u have done on acomputer
i check my history on a computer a lot when somone is done
by hjhihyhuihhkhknbbyhfhj June 23, 2008
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Shut up and give me my computer back

when someone doesn't give back your computer when you ask for it.
Hey April shut up and give me my computer back.
by jdnsjcknknsd May 2, 2017
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computer geek

A guy who's helluva good when it comes to fixing 'puters. Very common at universities, research labs etc. You'll be his best friend if you talk to him about Linux, Mozilla, HTML/PHP etc. As far as appearance is concerned, computer geeks can be placed in two groups: 1) the uglier one including fat, sluggish, bald C.G.'s or 2) thin and often tall ones, usually with hair of middle length, aware of their health and hygiene- so they never stink. Usually seen in glasses that go well with their beautiful faces. There are also female computer geeks, but they're rare and I didn't see many of them- most of them looks beautiful. Whoa, there are no ugly women, but sometimes you run out of wine.
Read "Linux for advanced users" everyday, spend 5 hours a day googling, write some programs and be exceptionally charming- they'll recognize a computer geek in you.
by Chris Slychan April 17, 2006
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glove compartment

The glove compartment isn't accurately named
And everybody knows it.
So i'm proposing a swift orderly change.
Cause behind its door there's nothing to keep my fingers warm
And all i find are souvenirs from better times
Before the gleam of your taillights fading east
To find yourself a better life.
" Death Cab sings about a glove compartment"
by Chaaaaaaaarlotte April 20, 2006
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computer illiterate

unable to use a computer without phoning half the population to help out.
(i've got a virus what do i do) LMAO
the unluckiest man alive must have had nearly every virus in the book (See SBS) Solution learn about PC's before you get one!!!!
(I don't Know what i'm doing HELP ME). SEE SBS
by Rupert Winkle June 26, 2004
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