Commando

Being convicted of statutory rape while working/attending Hendersonville High School

John: You hear about the JROTC Commander at HHS?
Shaun Holinsworth: Yessir he was a true commando

by Mark Anderton August 29, 2018

commando walrus

that internet guy with a abnormally big cock

so i seen his commando walrus bulging in the jeans

by satan6969rawr August 2, 2024

closet commando

Closet Commando. A person who romanticizes military or police forces, weaponry and gear, yet have no real working knowledge or experience regarding them.
A closet commando usually likes to dress the part in tactical or military gear to mimic a military/militia member for fun.

John boy talks a big game about his AR—15 and likes posing in his tactical vest but he’s just a closet commando

by Rook May 20, 2024

foot commando

when you can’t remember the word for barefoot

aw shat i lost my socks AND shoes. guess i’m going foot commando.

by lumberr June 4, 2019

Valley Commando

An absolute blown bro from the Welsh valleys.

Andy: bro im blownnnnnnnn eggy boy get here nowwwwwwwww
Johnson: mate your an absolute valley commando mate

by JohnDoe2010101 September 5, 2019

Consent commando

Capable of getting sexual consent from any woman or man.

Aidan: My teacher Trent has the ability to get with any women he wants.
Me: That man is such a consent commando

by avinabeer December 11, 2018

the commando army

The commando army or known as TCA Or VT. Is a clan formed originaly by commando and tanker. Tca is your average discord clan that raids and nukes people. Tca was formed October 14th 2020

Friend: Hey bro are you in tca

Person: nah The commando army is to cool for me

by ThatGirlAkira January 7, 2024