columboner 

When an erection or sexual excitement is derived from watching re-runs of detective or mystery shows.

I popped a columboner when Peter Falk obtained that confession so slyly

columboner by The Churnmaster June 6, 2013

Columbian Joop 

Sun Dried Joop mixed with a dash of cocaine.

That line of Columbian joop has a very nutty odor.

Columbian Joop by Korowil February 28, 2011

combine pilot 

A Canadian grain farmer, especially one from the Canadian province of Saskatchewan.

See that guy from Saskatchewan with the Case IH hat? Now there's a combine pilot!

combine pilot by Oilers_guy February 4, 2014

Combine Hot

(adj.) Visually appealing, but not drop dead gorgeous. You wouldn't be embarrassed to be seen out in public with someone who's Combine Hot, but you also wouldn't brag about 'em.

"We don't want super hot girls, because they don't work hard enough. Give us some good ol' Combine Hot to make it through service, brah."

Combine Hot by Carmike July 30, 2015

Columbian Rush Powder 

Another name for Cocaine.

Damn, Jimbo just did a 8-ball of columbian rush powder.

Columbian Rush Powder by D.J. fittlestick February 21, 2017

columbian hotbox

When you are doing cocaine in a car, and yell "viva la Columbia" at the peak of orgasm.

I Columbian hotboxed this old hag last night, it was wild.

columbian hotbox by Lumber Jackson October 29, 2017

Columbia Balloon 

When having sex with a condom and the condom slips off inside of the person receiving the giver retrieves the end of the condom and instead of removing blows it up into a balloon.

Lisa: the condom is inside of Me!!!
Jim: Hold still it's time for the Columbia balloon!!!

Columbia Balloon by BalloonArtist6969 April 21, 2018