colon confetti

Feces, poop, shit, diarrhea etc.

Mike: *Exits Bathroom* You might want to wait a few minutes before going in there. I just made colon confetti.
Joe: Thanks for the warning!

by Diegaa June 19, 2008

Colon Contraction

When you have a large dump coming on, and the stomach pains come in and out. The intervals in time get closer and closer until you can't stand it anymore and you must drop a load.

I thought I was going to shit my pants, but it must have just been a colon contraction. Regardless, I should probably find a bathroom soon, before another one comes on.

by BT 2 September 1, 2009

Colon Tickle

Verb- The action of inserting the penis into the anus for the first time, invoking mostly pain, horror and complete shock. Possibly followed by pleasure. Possibly not.

Other definitions include...

"Maiden Voyage on the Chocolate Train to Khe Sanh"

"Just the tip, for boys"

"Backdoor Pony Express"

"Hey, did you hear that Vin Diesel wanted to Colon Tickle Clay Aiken?"
"No way! He doesn't seem like his type at all!"

by Boooose February 26, 2010

Coconut Muffin

Right when you are about to come, you pull out and frost a muffin with your jizz and make the girl eat it.

Yo, that ho thought my coconut muffin tasted great last night. She was begging me for another!

by OnlyBlackdude in Montana March 25, 2010

Coconut Special

A smoking method performed by poverty-stricken reefer addicts. They exhale their smoke into a coconut and seal it. Later they break the seal and inhale the stale smoke. To use this method is the be "on the nut."

Pothead 1: Shit man, I'm almost outta weed...

Pothead 2: Don't worry bro, I'll make us a coconut special so we can get zooted later!

by captain_zeus January 12, 2012

Coconunt

This word is meant to describe both female and male drivers, or individuals in general who display behaviors that would suggest they have a large coconut crammed up their vagina or mangina. Similar to douchebag and bitch. Derived from cunt and can be used in stay of, if one wishes to be less obscene.

(To woman going slow down the street using a blinker, but no intentions of turning or moving over.) "Get out of my way already you Coconunt!"

by Bueckstabue March 16, 2012

Colon baby

When one takes such a massive dump that all the crap, along with air, leaves with such force that it creates a super vacuum. This results in the colon and/or other organs being shat out, or "given birth" to.

"Oh my god, call 911, I just had a colon baby."

by megustaYOURFACE September 18, 2012