Coconut Freud

the sexual practice that occurs when a man, upon achieving orgasm, ejaculates into the facial hair of his partner.

I was expecting Hugo to cum in my mouth, but instead he made my beard all messy by giving me a Coconut Freud!

by Pattycakes! February 8, 2007

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Monkey fucking a coconut

When you see someone large operating a small vehicle or are working in a confined area.

That dude on that scooter, looks like a monkey fucking a coconut.

by Wcmd March 15, 2016

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coconut head

someone usually of black ethnicity with a very coconut looking head, usually if balled, the head will look like a dark shiny oval a lot like a coconut

wtf Jerome! lol, you got a coconut head!

by eiofjhewfrewl September 28, 2008

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COCONUT PANTIES

coconut panties are panties that have evidence of sex on them.

when she came home she threw away her coconut panties, so her boyfriend would not know she had sex with someone else.

by moonrider February 24, 2009

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Coconut Mall

The act of breaking in a mall or shop with a car, often trying to escape the police. A failed attempt can be seen in the Blues Brothers movies. Inspired by the homonymous circuit from Mario Kart Wii.

Anthony and Jim tried a Coconut Mall to get away with the money last night, but eventually they were caught.

by cicoleo March 28, 2020

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1. n. Used in accordance with someone who is Indian, Goan, Maylay, Sri Lankan, etc, when they are born in Canada or USA and they are assimilated to the latters culture.

2. n. Someone Indian Goan, Maylay, Srilankan, etc, that is crazy. They are coco (brown) and a nut (crazy). They are brown, and crazy. For whatever reason.

1. Jephtinder didn't believe it until she went to the Green Day rock concert. She had never seen so many Coconut(s) in one place in her life.

2. Today we saw this baby blue volvo at a car show with mercedes headlights this audi a4 bumper. It was weird. The guy driving it was a coconut.

by CoconutColin June 28, 2005

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