Cleggnut

When your shit sticks ur arse together

‘ hahaha, isaac has cleggnut’

by MyHouseSmellsOfHulaHoops October 3, 2019

sultana clog

when your going to take a dump but then someone anal rapes you pushing the crap back in.

bob: why the fuck are you limping?
dave: i was just in the toilet and someone sultana clogged me.

by 100% grimace May 14, 2009

Curry Clog

When an indian eats so much curry that his stomach becomes clogged from it not being able to digest. The aroma of curry mixed with hershey squirts is the first sign. About once a year indians must go to their doctor in order to remove the backed up curry. May cause death. Take with extreme caution

Prince's curry clog was bad from the large amounts of curry he ate.

by bobbyr555 April 8, 2011

The Cleo

The Cleo is when you’re flogging your log while making direct eye contact with the boys whilst in a brothel on a coke bender

The Cleo at my mate’s bucks party will be something to remember

by Maluma2020 December 7, 2020

long legged cleggy weggy

A pimp is someone who can exploit weak women

a mack is someone who can exploit weak women and men

A mack daddy is someone who can control other macks

A long legged mack daddy is someone who can control other mack daddy's

Long legged cleggy weggy is a play on words as Mr Obama was described as a long legged mack daddy when he ran for president and Nick clegg is running/ran for prime minister in the UK.

Mr long legged Cleggy Weggy

Nickname for Nick Clegg

by longleggedcleggyweggy May 16, 2010

cleofus

a dick where a females clitoris is supposed to be

dude 1: yo dude i almost got some last night
dude2: why almost
dude1: cuz i went to eat her out and she has a cleofus
dude2: Uuuuugh dude thats nasty as fuck

by Gangmaster Juice April 4, 2010

clegh

When you think some someone or something is gross, or you don't like it.

You are clegh.
This calender is clegh.

by notclegh June 21, 2016