clever dan

A name givin to The Cheat when he tried to sneak in a beat.

"Look who thinks hes a Clever Dan"

by Midex August 2, 2003

carpet cleaner

cunnilingus; carpet munching ; eating out; oral sex

My boyfriend is an awesome carpet cleaner, he cleaned my carpet and I came all over his face!

by Master Muncher November 15, 2006

Cleaveland Steamer

The act of deficating on a female's chest, not to be confused with the brown necktie.

I gave Amber a Cleaveland steamer right after I ate at Tacco Bell and the bitch passed out right there.

by Stefan December 2, 2003

4Chan Clever

The state of using a simple modification to a word or, a word of similar pronunciation in an attempt to be funny, random and unique.
Due to the anonymity of it's users and mentality of such, the bar is set staggeringly low.
The sad thing is, people actually think this shit is cool.
Five year old come up with better shit than this.
Another internet community's sad attempt at being unique.

4Chan Clever examples:
Moar -More
Sauce -Source
Copy pasta -Copy paste

Brilliant word play!

by Lig Na Baste April 19, 2008

cleave

v. when a female steals something from you, then puts it in her shirt between her breasts, or cleavage.

Claire cleaved the $20 bill she stole from me at lunch

by Tha TubaSmith September 30, 2006

Cleaveland Steamer

The sexual act inwhich a male titty-fucks a female (or a male perhaps) and then lays a steamy hot turd on her chest and proceeds to rub it in.

Abbott: "Hey I had the greatest time last night"
Gav: "Oh yea?"
Abbott: "Yea, sulz gave me the dirties cleaveland steamer ever"
Gav: "That's nice"

by Gav800 September 18, 2005

Steveland Cleamer

n. The inverse act of the acclaimed Cleveland Steamer.

The sexual act by which the pooper defecates while down on their hands and knees and the poopee approaches from behind, rolling their chest on the pooper's buttox in order to spread the feces on themselves. The result is mashed poop.

Dick had White Castle last night. Jane wants to get down and dirty. Dick gives Jane a Steveland Cleamer. Jane is filthy.

by ukilledthecat April 12, 2007