Bromander in Chief

A man who has bromances with many other guys. He may aLso have broes (man hoe) who are paid by other men to have bromances with. EquivaLent to a pimp, except with straight men.

"Johnny, go taLk to one of those broes."
"No dude. Their bromander in chief is Ron!!! Ron tried to recruit me as a broe, but i wouLdn't go, so now Ron hates me!"

by Bromander in Chief December 8, 2009

chief the blunt

To keep a blunt all to oneself.

Stoner A: That was a FAT L my dude.
Stoner B: I wish I could have gotten some, but you just HAD to chief the blunt

by Isaac Hayes got hella poon March 1, 2012

Tubby is the chief

A fat teacher who wears pedophile glasses , he usually spends his time being a fat bully and a tubby chief

" timmy : Hey look there goes lewis "
" john : yea that tubby is the chief "

by Michael McLouse December 12, 2009

Chief No Wipe

Much loved leader of the notorious Dirty Butt Tribe; more commonly referred to by his complete and official regalities, Chief No Wipe of the Dirty Butt Tribe. As a tribute to the Chief, his name is often used as an euphemism for someone carrying a foul and lingering stench, typical of a person who failed to wipe their nether regions properly after a poo.

Gosh darn it, James. You smell like Chief No Wipe of the Dirty Butt Tribe. Please, take a shower.

by Carl Blumpkin June 22, 2006

Chief Keef that Pussy

When you ram your index finger into the pussy violently twice, yelling out " BANG BANG!"

David- Hey how did the date go last night?
Peter- Yeah I Chief keef that pussy, BANG BANG!

by sentaii April 11, 2019

Groper in Chief

1. A leader of a nation who sneaks up behind female world leaders and suprises them with unsolicited and inappropriate massages.

2. Specifically, George W. Bush.

George W. Bush earned the title Groper in Chief when he snuck up behind German Chancellor Angela Merkel and grabbed her shoulders.

by jesster79 July 19, 2006

master chief

The only person more badass than Spiderman, Superman, David Hasselhoff, Megatron, Optimus Prime, Batman, Goku, 50 cent, and Ryu COMBINED.

And contrary to popular belief, he is also a mac-daddy pimp.

Master Chief-"I'm the shit"

Every1 in world-"we know!"

by Cy_Kill November 7, 2007