Chewins

Also known as a blowjob.
See, Slurpins, Chamins, CHONS, Yammins, Yams, Cocksmoking, Playing the skin flute, etc....

Can also be used as in singular form, i.e., "She will chew you up"

Dude, that skank is so gonna give me the chewins tonight.

by Skurp June 8, 2003

Celine Dion

What did we ever do to our neighbors up north to deserve this megaton bomb of pretentious, pompous, screechy, annoying, bombastic, noisy shit dropped on us? Celine became a star in the fucking PC 90s and has sold zillions of albums. Her horrible albums sound like a cat caught outside in a thunderstorm. Either that or maybe she's being tortured. Anyway, her music is total crap, for yuppies and Ally McBeal fans. 100% godawful rubbish. It's going to take a lot of Canadian bacon, Labatt Blue and hockey teams to make up for this Canadian dud of an export.

I was in the wonderful city of Montreal and I had just toured the splendid Notre Dame cathedral. I ran across two American tourists sitting outside. It was nice to be speaking English with a couple of Yanks like myself. One of them told me that the cathedral I was just in was where Celine Dion got married a few months earlier. Like I really gave a flying fuck.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 10, 2008

chewing gum

When a dude is wearing short shorts at the pool and has a little nut sack hanging out.

Look at the guy with the chewing gum hanging out!!

by Blazeracer June 21, 2008

Chalin

An incredibly sexy, intelligent, well rounded person who is always looking to better himself. All the ladies want a chalin and if you are a chalin you will get tons of pussy.

"dude i fucked her last night"

"you're such a chalin! nice!"

by Vitamin Clutch December 15, 2011

Celine Dion

(proper noun) A popular Canadian songstress, proof that you can be butt-ugly and still be famous. Married to Santa Claus (AKA Renee Angelil). FLATNESS

Celine Dion is the ugliest singer I know, and her husband looks just like Santa Claus!

by mr_brennan November 17, 2005

chewing the invisbile gum

When someone is so wired from crank/crack/meth/diet pills or any other form of speed that they move their mouths as if they were chewing gum, but there is nothing in their mouth. This action is usually accompanied with darting eyes and extreme paranoia.

Johnny was so tweaked that he just sat in his bedroom looking out the blinds and chewing the invisbile gum He has been up for three days and thinks the cops are after him.

by whiteandnerdy October 4, 2007

chering

to share links, especially self-promotional ones, in a flamboyant, flashy or navel-baring way to increase your "micro-celebrity" status in your social networks. A nod to the iconic Cher and her midriff.

Man, what an attention ho that girl is. Doesn't she ever stop with the chering?

by inkyviolet July 24, 2011