charlatainer

A charlatan (malicious trickster; a fake person, especially one who deceives for personal profit) who actively develops and exploits a larger audience through a role in the public media by enhancing the entertainment "value" of news topics to the detriment of the veracity of the message and, as a result, the health of public policy discussions. This results in a passionately rabid but woefully malinformed and/or excessively inflamed audience clinically disinclined to thereafter engage in reasonable discourse...resulting in a generally permanent scarring of their reality lobe.

True excellence in broadcasting is constantly eroded by the loud and passionate strains of mass media charlatainers who intentionally and calculatedly use rhetorical strategies to distort the truth in order to better stir passions of their audience for the maximum personal gain and fullest commercial exploitation of the charlatainers and their commercial and political backers.

by texlex61 April 22, 2010

Count Chapula

Common phrase at UPenn to describe a girl that gives blowjobs with either A. a lot of teeth or B. chapped/dry lips

"Hey I heard you hooked up with Amy..."
"Yeah, it sucked though. She was a total Count Chapula."

by Shabbyv4444 November 12, 2012

charlando

To chit chat or talk about.

"I have to go to Zumba class. Can we charlando later?"

by pauleenanne December 2, 2009

Charulekha

Charulekha meaning something that has been beautifully written.

It's an uncommon name unlike Chitralekha/Charulata .

The person to whom this name belongs is very special in all ways and is usually a giver and extremely helpful by nature.

No doubt will be exceptionally beautifully as well.

Whoever is Charulekha's friend is definitely lucky.

by R.Tagore November 23, 2021

Charilex

1. The uncertain feeling of having a STD.

2. Having an unstable girlfriend, due to uncertainty of sexuality and/or is a crazy bitch.

1. Jeez, Alex is being such a charilex, she won't get off the phone because she is such a needy bitch.

2. Jeez, my girlfriend is such a charilex, she won't stop talking to me about how she wants to fuck my best friend who is a girl.

by Sasha Mazzucco August 7, 2008

charle rock

charle rock lost his eye by defending fat joes name, was on terror squad but was liad out his career after the situation that led him of losing his eye

fuck fat joe his a fat fuck charle rock sould be the next rapper to punch him in the face

by ts tank August 15, 2010

Charleeyie

that strange person down the hall that you think is chill until you realize that they are a girl and Charleeyie is not HER name. Those with the name Charleeyie have murderous tendencies towards $0.19 goldfish. Chance of survival for any said fish is 1 out of 10 (assuming you started out with twenty)

Oh my God! Charleeyie must have been here, all but two of my goldfish are dead!

by emoskittlesforbreakfast September 26, 2010