Charming

Someone who is a serial killer. Psychopath/sociopath. Narsistically Likable, pleasant, attractive, charismatic and smart. Often has a dead body room somewhere close by.

"HI, I'm Ted. Need a ride?"

Neighbors and co-workers reported "He was so charming! I would have trusted him with my life!"

"He had such a charming smile."

by ShearMutiny January 12, 2019

charming

A social-climbing, rich, snobish, "dignified," adult's way of politely insulting someone or something.

Fred: Muhahaha.
Ron: FRED! GEORGE! GET RID OF THE FUCKING SPIDERS!
George: We would, but--
Fred: --we don't want to.
Ron: STUPEF--
Ginny: SHUT UP!!
Lucius: Weasley, youre children are absolutely... charming.
Arthur: *grunt*
Fred: Hey!
George: Take that back!

by Parawhore #34 April 25, 2009

tax deductible charity organizations

the most stupid fucking thing that pisses the fuck out of me

i hate tax deductible charity organizations

by frsky May 30, 2008

charming.

used to express repulsion or disgust, sometimes started with ... and ended with a full stop for emphasis.

reatard: i just jizzed all over the table

normal dude: ...charming.

by resistance69 December 5, 2010

prince charming

Rub your cock on the girl's mouth while she's sleeping & see what happens...

Dude, I totally gave that broad a prince charming this morning!

by Dick Cox June 3, 2004

Charity Relief Work

The act of eating babies; anywhere from 12-29 per sitting

I did some Charity Relief work at my local orphanage

by Uncle Garfunkle May 4, 2007

charitize

The act of charity work, or giving charity

Karen likes to charitize every weekend by reading to elementary school kids.

by pseudoniceguy October 6, 2013