Chaffing

really OLD English expression meaning Huge. Only nowadays being used by James May from Top Gear, and that Wine American adventure programme.

they spend their time fishing, in this chaffing big lake!

by youwannaknowmyname?Tough March 11, 2011

Caffeine dick

Some one who cant stop "spreading his seed"

Zach: Why isnt jimmy here?

Gary: He has major caffeine dick right now.

Zach:Dammit we aren't gunna see him all day then.

by SteelWaffle August 10, 2009

chaf

The crumby non-nug weed. Usually looks like more then it really is. Easier to roll in blunts or joints because it is already broken up. Harder to smoke in bowls or bongs.
Does NOT mean that it is bad weed, it just looks like crumbs.

Smoker 1: Yo thats like an eighth, i thought you were only getting 2 grams.

Smoker 2: Na, its all chaf, no nugs.

by TheChronic1 October 3, 2009

chaffing

What may appear to be an unfortunate mishap or series of events, but is usually the predictable consequence of laziness, incompetence or stubbornness.

I think there's been some chaffing over that e-mail Scott sent.

by Isobel Coombes August 7, 2008

chaffin

It's what happens when your mouth is dry and you get a buildup of white stuff on the corners of your mouth. Named after Mrs. Chaffin; a math teacher in ardmore alabama.

I got done with soccer practice and i was chaffin like a motherfucker.

by Matt Moore2 October 9, 2008

Chaffed

The slang term for stealing something.

Allison, I heard you chaffed that beaver toy?
No Tasha, I was just borrowing it.

by clubpenguinfun June 3, 2016

Caffin

Caffin is used to describe someone (usually in anime) who are dumb. Most of these anime caffins die.

haha! Okuyama is such a Caffin! (Okuyama is a gay guy from Nodame Cantabile.)

by ha712ph January 21, 2009