green cauliflower

another word for broccoli

The man was eating green cauliflower.

by kai didn't_djiskd October 30, 2019

Caulic

The way cowlick should be spelled.

Man 1: Cowlick, C-O-W-L-I-C-K, Cowlick.
Man 2: Thats stupid...

by OptimistPrime August 24, 2005

Cauliflower Ear

To engage in aural sex (that's right, ear sex) and to shoot your load down, around and in your sexually submissive partner's lugholes. Giving the appearance of white ears.

Usually results in brain damage and death.

Jane: I love you jeff
Jeff: Shutup bitch! Im gonna aural you the fuck up!!!
Jane: NOOOO
Jeff: *grunting* UHHHHH *JIZZ BOMB*
Jane: Owwww, my eardrum *DIES*

Jeff: I totally fucking owned your ear, CAULIFLOWER EAR!!!!

by j7x (james sevenfold bent) November 25, 2006

witch's cauldron

To pee in someone's ass while they're farting so that the pee bubbles like a cauldron.

Dude, Josh totally gave Tiffany a witch's cauldron at the superbowl party.

by Mekkanism January 31, 2008

Caul D

a) An awesome teacher of the English language who uses porn films based in Hollywood and unicorn penetration literature.

b) A hero for all ages. Fights off the evil gingiviti--err, the bad fiction octopi?

c) A teacher who receives very, very serious English papers without any jokes. None.

d) A teacher that does not mind students hiring prostitutes near his workplace (occassionally for him).

e) The mentor of Team Synergy.

"look at Mr. Caul D go red!"

"Oh man, that's ketchup!"

"He started wheezing all Caul D-ish."

by Team Synergy April 1, 2005

Cauleen

A derivation of the Irish "Colleen", meaning "girl". Cauleens are gracious, lively and often generous to a fault. Cauleen may also be used interchangeably with girl, lass and hottie.

She was the prettiest Cauleen he had ever seen on the isle.

by CottonwoodCottage November 3, 2010

Cauliflower Slap

When a woman proceeds to use her breasts to slap you across the face.

Related to a Mushroom Slap.

I thought everything was fine while we were laying together, then she cauliflower slapped me! Man, I was NOT expecting that!

by Jermey Grem April 26, 2011