Catherine is a loving, kind girl who is smart and gorgeous. She has skin of porcelain and super white teeth, she is perfect in every way and is extremely smart. She can be feisty but also shy. A Catherine is the best person you'll ever meet, she's always willing to help you, even if it doesn't benefit her or even makes problems for her.
Person- Hey Catherine, did you do the homework?
Catherine- Yeah!
Person- Could I copy it pleaseee?
Catherine- Of Course!!
Catherine- Yeah!
Person- Could I copy it pleaseee?
Catherine- Of Course!!
by erinseria October 21, 2023

Entering a national park in the Northern Territory with the intent of camping so you can having messed up, perverted sex in order to traumatise the wildlife.
...me and the missus got on the piss with an old guy from the nursing home down the road and some trucker she met last week. We went Camping In Catherine and she bent us all over a log and pegged all of us over a log next to a lagoon. six bin chickens that were watching fed themselves to crocodiles on purpose...
by Violetly N October 25, 2023

Catherine
While Karen is the complainer, Catherine is the push over— the proverbial “best friend.”As your best friend, she is always there. She is your “rock.” She will allow you to hurt her. She will tolerate all your bad behavior. As a lover, she will forgive you if you’re unfaithful. She will understand if you lie. As a person, she is deeply insecure. She knows she is not the leading lady. She knows she is the “best friend”. So, she usually has many friends to define her and impress. Typically American, blonde haired and blue eyed. She has no real opinion of her own. So, she has no style or sense of fashion. She is the one most likely to become the perfect “stepford wife” and take up running as a hobby, but honestly can you blame her?
While Karen is the complainer, Catherine is the push over— the proverbial “best friend.”As your best friend, she is always there. She is your “rock.” She will allow you to hurt her. She will tolerate all your bad behavior. As a lover, she will forgive you if you’re unfaithful. She will understand if you lie. As a person, she is deeply insecure. She knows she is not the leading lady. She knows she is the “best friend”. So, she usually has many friends to define her and impress. Typically American, blonde haired and blue eyed. She has no real opinion of her own. So, she has no style or sense of fashion. She is the one most likely to become the perfect “stepford wife” and take up running as a hobby, but honestly can you blame her?
Ex: HER: Ugh, I’m never gonna fit in here. Just look at those girls. They are perfect.
HIM: Yeah, on paper.
HER: God, I wish I looked like that.
HIM: Is that really what you want? You want to be a Catherine?
HER: Yeah, why not?
HIM: Her entire life is fake. She’s not even a real blonde.
HER: No!
HIM: Yes! Listen to me, focus on yourself, the world will adjust. The last thing this world needs is another Catherine.
HER: Really?
HIM: Really.
HIM: Yeah, on paper.
HER: God, I wish I looked like that.
HIM: Is that really what you want? You want to be a Catherine?
HER: Yeah, why not?
HIM: Her entire life is fake. She’s not even a real blonde.
HER: No!
HIM: Yes! Listen to me, focus on yourself, the world will adjust. The last thing this world needs is another Catherine.
HER: Really?
HIM: Really.
by Kaucher December 30, 2023

If you ever have the treat of meeting a Catherine...never let her go. she is so sweet and generous she needs someone to care for her. she has a determined spirit and is tough. Catherine's are stunning and are the most beautiful creatures. you'll know when you find a Catherine because her blonde hair will shine in the light.
by C A S S May 18, 2022

Most perfect being you'll ever meet... There's no way to perfectly describe her with words other than "a walking goddess"... She's smart, hard working, gorgeous, plays the violin... You would fall in love with her the second you see her...
by YourAverageHornyJoe November 22, 2021

The best teacher you will ever have! If you get Ms. Ingram as a teacher you are lucky because she is amazing at teaching and making you laugh in class. She is also good at roasting people.
Person 1: Who do you have for English
Person 2: Ms. Ingram
Person 1: OMG LUCKY! I wish I had Catherine Ingram
Person 2: Ms. Ingram
Person 1: OMG LUCKY! I wish I had Catherine Ingram
by 10 Nipples May 14, 2018
