Reverse-Catfish 

A stunning girl that is much older than she looks. The term is sometimes synonymous with MILF without the children.

Me: Man, did you see that chick Melanie that I matched with on Tinder?

Friend: Yeah bro, she says she is 35-years old. No way! You have definitely been reverse-catfished!

Reverse-Catfish by Jitesh Kumar November 24, 2020

catfish brewing

when you feel a good dump coming on.

After tacos the other night i had a good catfish brewing.

catfish brewing by backtalkie 09 July 10, 2009

catfish buffalo 

brought up in conversation when one person says the same thing as the other, only in a slightly different way. The same thing as (potatoe-potatoe, tomatoe-tomatoe).

Bob: It is too cold to go outside!
Sue: I can't go outside until it warms up!
Bob: Catfish buffalo......

catfish buffalo by liba-ann June 21, 2006

Catwished 

When you buy something on wish and you get something completely different or it wasn't exactly how you thought it would be

Sophie had to buy a new prom dress because she got catwished.

I got catwished. The shopping cart I bought was a miniature one when I thought it was full size.

Catwished by FourT2Trillian July 24, 2019

Capfished 

When Amazon caps the volumes on its routes to make them seem smaller, but actually increases the load.

We had a snowstorm move in, and Amazon capfished our DSP- everyone ended up having even more packages.

Capfished by Amazondriver1 February 13, 2021

Carfished 

The act of being deceived in a car add as to the quality of the car, much like catfished.

He said the car was perfect, but after seeing it in person we were definitely carfished.

Carfished by Almostoverlanding March 11, 2021

Carfished 

When you order an Uber or Lyft expecting to see a nice car, but a beat up car pulls up! Or the vice versa.

Expecting a ugly car, but a cute car pulls up.

Me: Dude, this is not the car from the picture… Your car is way cooler!

Cute Asian driver: bro! I get that all the time.

Me: dude, you carfished me…

Cute Asian driver. Never heard of that before, add that to Urban Dictionary!

Or…..

Me: dude. This car is beat up!

Driver: it gets me where I need to go, but obviously you too, since you called an Uber.

Me: the App says it’s a 2020 RAV4… am I being carfished?

Driver: you can walk. *engine stops* Bro! Can you help me push?

Me: dude, it’s the 1 star for me!

Carfished by justice luv October 18, 2021