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Carbon Whore

A person who frequently or impulsively travels long distances, often by carbon-emitting transportation (planes, cars, etc.), to pursue their hobby or passion, such as cycling, running, or creating travel content. While their adventures are often enviable and inspiring, their carbon footprint is notably high, leading to a mix of admiration and environmental guilt
"Dude, did you see Juliet's latest video? She flew to Girona just to hit some gravel tracks. Total Carbon Whore, but man, those views were epic."

"Ben's a total Carbon Whore—he’s always jetting off to some new country to run marathons and post about it. His Instagram is fire, but his carbon footprint is probably melting the polar ice caps."
by Eco Beako February 8, 2025
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Carbon

The sixth element on the periodic table. The pure form is most commonly found in the form of diamonds, while carbon dioxide is the most common compound of carbon.

Basic Information:
| Name: Carbon
| Symbol: C
| Number: 6
| State at STP: Solid
| Sublimation Point: 3915 K
Graphite is an allotrope of carbon that can be found in pencils.
by Wilfredlam0418 February 11, 2025
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carbonated felching

Hitting your anal cream pie with a shot of compressed air duster before sucking it out with a straw.
"I thought it was going an everyday sort of felch... but then he hit it with some key board cleaner and gave me a carbonated felching."//
by Ol'Man Johnson March 20, 2025
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Mâle Alpha Carbone

Cadre quinquagénaire ultra-performant qui optimise sa vie comme son vélo en carbone : plus léger, plus rapide, plus efficace.
Il affiche sa supériorité par des photos de randos cyclistes hors de prix avec ses potes corporate, avant d’upgrader sa compagne vieillissante contre une version plus fraîche (souvent une subordonnée)
Tu as vu ce que Jean-Marc a posté ? Encore une sortie vélo de 150 km avec son groupe de cadres. Ah, et il a viré sa femme pour sa stagiaire. Classique Mâle Alpha Carbone.
by Laurentnamur5000 March 21, 2025
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Carbon

Carson
A boy you’ll like easily. He could be mean and rude sometimes but he will change his attitude later on. He’ll make you smile when he walks in a room and he’s funny. If your sad then he’ll be there to cheer you up. He will mess with your head and flirt with your friends sometimes but you’ll still like him. If you have a Carson in your life then be his best friend and if you like him tell him or he’ll ask someone out. Never break up with him or your stupid and you’ll regret it because he’s perfect. He is everything you’ll need funny,caring,daring,bit rude and mean,nice, and cute .
Carbon is a freaking cool dude!
by Antohly November 23, 2021
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It stands for C-O-C-K
Person 1: How did your date go?
Person 2: So bad, turns out she doesn't like Carbon oxygen carbon potassium
by Ranpapis big toe March 9, 2023
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Carbon Capture

A government that has been captured by the fossil fuels industry for example the UK
Tarquin - I hear the UK government is going to use carbon capture, so your shares in those North sea oil companies are going to go through the roof.
Rollo - Yes, it's going to be sick - are you going to stay in the place in Switzerland when floods start ?
by fnard March 30, 2023
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