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Captain Jack Sparrow

Former captain of the Black Pearl. Known for his resourcefulness and campy behavior.
You will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.

Yeah, but why is the rum gone?
by ExAstris February 9, 2004
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Captain Morgan Stance

1. The stance a girl may use to help slide a tampon in more easily.

2. The stance Captain Morgan is doing on a bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced Rum.
1. I use the Captain Morgan Stance to insert my tampon. How do you?

2. Man1: Why does that guy have his foot up on the keg? Man2: Hes doing the Captain Morgan Stance. Hes got the captain in him.
by Colonel Dougherty September 1, 2009
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Captain Home Slice

synonomous to "Rossi".
def 1: means someone who can turn faster lap times than Gibernau
def 2: means someone who seems like a friend but will bed your wife/girlfriend quicker than you can say "Bobs your uncle"
I wishe I were like Capt. Home Slice
by Rocco Warwick April 13, 2005
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Captain Jack Syndrome

When your inner compass points you towards booty, the thing you most desire.
Nick: Damn, what was up with Rob last night? Never seen him hunt a girl so hard.
Mike: Ah dude, she is the hottest girl in school! That booty gave him Captain Jack Syndrome.
by Hook Me Choob June 16, 2016
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Captain Falcon Syndrome

the phenomenon that occurs when cartoon characters (or characters in general), esp. anime characters always shout out the names of their attacks before using them, therefore pointlessly notifying the opponent that they will use the attack on them, and giving the opponent a chance to fight back somehow. Named after Captain Falcon, a notable character with this syndrome
"Falcon Punch!" —Captain Falcon
"Why are you shouting the name of your attack? They'll know when to jump out of the way when you use it, you have Captain Falcon Syndrome"

"Kamehameha!" —Dragonball character
by vampiremonkeycyborg December 20, 2009
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Captain Black Sparrow

A drink made with a shot of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum in the bottom of a pint glass with Guinness Stout filling the rest of the glass. The Captain Black Sparrow tastes like a rum and coke milkshake.

This drink was created by Nick K. and named by Elizabeth K. in Las Vegas, NV.
"Pour me a Captain Black Sparrow. I'm gettin' tossed tonight!"
by Nick Kitz May 5, 2008
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Captain Morgan Spiced Bum

When your partner wears a captain’s sailing hat and and sits on your face while you’re chewing Wrigley’s cinnamon gum.
by Stephen Roche March 14, 2022
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