Ham Canyon

slang term for a woman's vagina , or a wimp , or someone scared
we could all see her Ham Canyon when she ripped her pants .

he is such a Ham Canyon, he wouldn't go in the house without lights on.
by Brian T. O'Hara February 08, 2019
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Ham Canyon

A butt crack. The canyon between the two christmas hams round your rear.
"I was scrubbing out ol' ham canyon when I found a quarter back there!"
by David Ohno November 10, 2013
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prune canyon

Wow you have a very tidy prune canyon
by Shanilla Ice October 27, 2019
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Glad-canyon

When a Male and Female perform anal sex to the point where the females anus remains open after the Male pull out and removes his penis. The females anus will remain open 1-3 ) inches
(1) I gave that girl the gland-canyon of gapes.
(2) after I ass fucked that chick, she had a glad-canyon.
by Glad-canyon October 20, 2019
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Grand Canyon

Large, gaping, smelly void between Marjorie Taylor Greene's legs. Some have compared it to the Sarlacc from Star Wars. Others compare it to the dentition of Stephen King's character Pennywise.
That smell from MTGs "Grand Canyon" is probably worse than the smell of 1000 rotting tuna.
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Grand Canyon

The act of taking a shit so wide that your asshole is left open, and appears to be a gorge like the Grand Canyon
I ate a ton of fiber this week, so when I shit today, I Grand Canyon'd myself.
by juiceappleton January 05, 2017
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Grand Canyon

Let’s say you will have a Grand Canyon after this
by Jackparker November 02, 2017
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