Ham Canyon

A butt crack. The canyon between the two christmas hams round your rear.

"I was scrubbing out ol' ham canyon when I found a quarter back there!"

by David Ohno November 10, 2013

prune canyon

Bumhole, raisin cave, sultana well.

Wow you have a very tidy prune canyon

by Shanilla Ice October 27, 2019

Canyon beak

A nose that is so big that it is being compared to a canyon

Ethan's canyon beak makes me wonder if he will get nose reduction surgery.

by Anonymous No Name June 30, 2018

Canyon Wilson

A silly little retard who enjoys mainstream games and is a content creator. They are usually a gamer and one-trick DPS in every game they play.

Holy shit, that guy is being a Canyon Wilson by not swapping off of DPS.

by notmouselol July 30, 2018

Grand Canyon

Large, gaping, smelly void between Marjorie Taylor Greene's legs. Some have compared it to the Sarlacc from Star Wars. Others compare it to the dentition of Stephen King's character Pennywise.

That smell from MTGs "Grand Canyon" is probably worse than the smell of 1000 rotting tuna.

by April 25, 2021

Grand Canyon

The act of taking a shit so wide that your asshole is left open, and appears to be a gorge like the Grand Canyon

I ate a ton of fiber this week, so when I shit today, I Grand Canyon'd myself.

by juiceappleton January 5, 2017

Grand Canyon

A huge pussy

Let’s say you will have a Grand Canyon after this

by Jackparker November 2, 2017