Person 1 - "dude! did you hear Melissa is prego again?"
Person 2 - "wow! Really? she's such a birth cannon!'
Person 2 - "wow! Really? she's such a birth cannon!'
by SurfNaked November 01, 2014
1. place your partner on their shoulders, preferably with some sort of back support. your partner's ass should be in the air.
2. straddle your partner's ass and shove your balls - ONLY your balls - into your parnter's asshole. (this may be painful on the balls, depending on the elasticity of the currently penetrated asshole)
3. with an erection, and while your balls remain in your parnter's asshole, slowly rotate around your partner making cannon noises, much like a the turret of a tank. Onomatopoetic words, such as "boom" and "chk-burrgh* are appropriate.
2. straddle your partner's ass and shove your balls - ONLY your balls - into your parnter's asshole. (this may be painful on the balls, depending on the elasticity of the currently penetrated asshole)
3. with an erection, and while your balls remain in your parnter's asshole, slowly rotate around your partner making cannon noises, much like a the turret of a tank. Onomatopoetic words, such as "boom" and "chk-burrgh* are appropriate.
by orbasm August 26, 2006
n. Slang term for a black man ejaculating during sex, usually accompanied by a loud moaning sound. Also refers to an energy blast performed by Captain Ginyu in DBZ.
v. The act of performing a milky cannon.
v. The act of performing a milky cannon.
"Imma blast you with my milky cannon!"
"Ohh... MILKY CANNON!"
"I'll bet he's gonna milky cannon her."
"Ohh... MILKY CANNON!"
"I'll bet he's gonna milky cannon her."
by Hyperactive Man August 17, 2007
Armando: You were pretty wasted last night...did you get lucky?
Jimbo: Nope...I projectile vomited after Cheryl whipped out her queef-cannon. Thankfully, I passed out shortly afterward.
Jimbo: Nope...I projectile vomited after Cheryl whipped out her queef-cannon. Thankfully, I passed out shortly afterward.
by jsphwhitaker May 26, 2011
Jimmy 'da ballscratcher took a dump and when he went back later there were skid marks in the toilet, so he whipped out his piss cannon and blew them off the bowl.
by etip January 27, 2012
1) A penis after having rough sex until the skin becomes raw and chaffed.
2) A penis covered with menstrual fluid from having sex with a woman on her period.
2) A penis covered with menstrual fluid from having sex with a woman on her period.
1) After 3 hours of sex with Mike, Andy had a rusty cannon
2) For a week each month Jenny is a bitch and Thad has a rusty cannon
2) For a week each month Jenny is a bitch and Thad has a rusty cannon
by dinosauregg July 15, 2009
Hey johnny did you give her the slut cannon
Yea mike I shot tht pussy up
Hey Judy did mike give you the cannon
Yea Mia he did I rode his slut cannon all night
Yea mike I shot tht pussy up
Hey Judy did mike give you the cannon
Yea Mia he did I rode his slut cannon all night
by slaypoos May 27, 2015