crusty hoe

A hoe whom is so nasty that after sex doesn't bathe for multiple days and has a encrustment of juice flakes inside her vagina that when you put it in it's like fucking a bag full of sandpaper

Dude I fucked Meranda last night she is such a crusty hoe.

by dufetaff September 26, 2013

crusty boog

A booger that has reached a point of dryness that it becomes painful to the owner's nostril. At this point, it is recommended that the booger be excised. However, at times, this may result in the undesirable (and painful) removal of the bearers nostril follicles as well. At no time is it recommended to eat a crusty boog.

I just yanked a hardcore crusty boog and now I'm lookin' to flick it.

by Chili D September 6, 2006

Crusty Pineapple

When you lather your dick in Elmer's glue, roll around in pine needles and then penetrate an old nigress.

Joe: Hey man, I did a crusty pineapple last night.

Bob: Shit.

by Pleasure Man October 30, 2014

Chasty

She is a wonderful and beautiful girl who will make your day the best. She loves to laugh. If she is you friend/Bestfriend then you are lucky to have her. She is also sweet .

She is my CHASTY

by Cat fish November 18, 2015

Crusty tube sock

A slut. Someone who’s taken more loads than a crusty tube sock hidden under a 14 year old’s bed.

“Don’t date her, she’s a crusty tube sock.”

“I’ve known some whores in my day but that guy is the biggest crusty tube sock I’ve ever met.”

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

crusty

Someone who doesn't shower or bathe as a statement.

I can smell that crusty all the way from here.

by libra July 8, 2004

Crusty Roll

A scrunched up and hardend dried tissue found under the bed of single males. Previously used to clean up after Beating the Bishop

"Good Lord Geoffrey, there's enough 'Crusty Rolls' under your bed to open a bread shop."

by Rattyman1964 April 16, 2010