Biffle

Usually a great friend of the opposite sex who you can trust with your life. However, someone who is a biffle is not necessarily stuck in the "friend zone", as biffles often make the best couples. Often, a girl may instigate a biffle relationship as a way of flirting. It is customary to be protective and loyal to your Biffle.

"So is Johnny just your biffle?"

"Yeah, he's just my biffle.. for now..."

"Hey Danny, would you like to be my biffle?"

by KatFish21 August 30, 2012

baffled

When someone has confused you. Combination of the two words (con)fused and (baffled).

Man, you just conbaffled me.

by Codecold January 20, 2008

pickle buffer

a homosexual, or a female who loves to give blow jobs. someone who sucks so much dick they could buff a pickle. can be used as an insult.

1. john your wearing a gay shirt, you pickle buffer.

2. sarah is such a pickle buffer.

by Fatt Turle November 16, 2005

Bruffle

(~ noun.) A word used originally in Barbados to describe a 'gathering' or 'get together' at which the female:male ratio ideally 2:1 - or more; usually involving alcohol and possibly music.

A bruffle is commonly abbreviated as 'a bruff' for conversational fluidity.

Shanelle: "Hey, are you guys going to the bruffle later?
Rachel: "You bet we are!"

Jonesman: 'Yo, part de men is?'
De men: 'We in de bruff.'

5 girls + 2 guys + 1 bottle of Johhnie Walker + computer speakers = a 'mini-bruff'

by fromthegut February 21, 2011

buffet

A type of restaurant in which fat/obese Americans pay a set fee and then eat as much as they want. Said by theorists to be a major contribution to America's obesity problem.

Indeed, one of life's unanswered questions, is how the hell can the American hospitality sector not go into recession with the vulgar amounts that its customers shove down their throats at buffet restaurants.

by Deluded_or_summat March 25, 2007

buffet mode

During a shared meal, where various dishes are on the table at once (for example tapas), instead of taking a fair share of the different foods available, helping yourself to large portions of the choicest foods, piling the plate as in a buffet.

This will will leave fellow diners disgruntled when they realise all the spiced meatballs, prawns, anchovies and roasted aubergines are on your plate, but they will be too polite to complain in front of you.

"I am NEVER going out to dinner with Alex again!"

"Why not?"

"We ordered six different dishes to be shared between us and he took all the choicest bits from all of them. His plate was piled so high! He totally went into buffet mode, the greedy hog!"

by w00fdawg October 15, 2005

Brain buffering

The slow thinking process of morons.

Everytime I ask John for an answer he seems to be brain buffering like for ever.

by superbloke April 28, 2010