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Ghetto Brush

When you wake up late for something you don't often have much time at all to brush your teeth & so you give them a quick 10-20 second going over with your toothbrush before you spring out the door.
'Fucking woke up late for work again & had to resort to ye olde Ghetto Brush'

'You really gotta start getting outta your wankpit earlier ya jew'
Ghetto Brush by Ghill28 June 18, 2009

Sleepover Brush 

Using your finger in place of a toothbrush when sleeping over a friend's house.
Bobby: Are you going to walk out of my house without brushing your teeth?!
Carl: You said you didn't have any toothbrushes here.
Bobby: Then use your Sleepover Brush! Its better than nothing.

dump brush 

Simultaneously taking a dump while brushing your teeth.
As a nightly routine, Johnny would always take a dump brush before going to bed.
dump brush by Bubblebutt5 June 20, 2012

backwoods brush ape 

A backwoods brush ape is a sister fucking, one tooth Arkansas hillbilly. Or like one of the hillbillies from the movie deliverence.
Orlando - "hey man do you want to go make that fat man squeal like a pig?"
Manuel - "why not have incest sex first?"
Jake - "you guys are a bunch of BACKWOODS BRUSH APES"

okinawa brush 

Lady lathers her pubic region and washes her man

clam brush 

a brush used for sweaty fat women who cant properly clean there dirty clam hair
my clam brush works well in cleaning my filthy clam hair the fatty said
clam brush by ringlewart March 6, 2017