Broom

The brand new automobile

I broomed the fuck away from professor snaps when he asked to see my penis

by Crakspidey February 1, 2022

cooter broom

A thick bushy but well groomed mustache.

The man used his cooter broom to satisfy his lover.

by BadKittyXD August 4, 2023

Broom Boom

When your friend pulls down someone’s shorts & undies and you spank that person with a broom. The spank is so hard that you can count the individual bristles on the persons asscheeks.

We Broom Boom’d that nerd so hard! We could count at least 30 bristles on his red ass.

by Dookiepoopy September 24, 2023

Wetter Than Two Lesbians In A Broom Closet

an expression used to describe something very wet, of course referring to how two lesbians in a broom closet would probably do such acts as pegging, scissoring, etc.

"Wow. The hurricane sure hit you guys hard. It looks Wetter Than Two Lesbians In A Broom Closet in here."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Vietnamese broom

when u rub a pussy so hard it goes bright red and starts to loose all existing hair

i gave alfies mum a fat vietnamese broom last night

by bigdickai July 1, 2019

soggy broom

When your pubic hair is full of coital juices and you take it across the face of your partner.

We wrapped up a lunch time quicky and I gave them a soggy broom.

by Slappy whiskerbiscut November 17, 2016

fruit of the broom

A homosexual man that likes to sweep.

"Your friend likes to clean alot, huh?"
"Yeah! We call him fruit of the broom!"
".... Oh. That's.... original."

by TeeJayDubDub February 9, 2022