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Broom Closet Job

A job or promotion received due to having sexual relations with the boss, supposedly in a broom closet.
Tiffany didn't climb the ranks based on merit. She got broom closet jobs.
by AnonBPlugIM January 26, 2016
mugGet the Broom Closet Jobmug.

broom-petting level

When one becomes so high, that they think a broom is a cat or dog and begin to pet it.
"I got so high last night I was on broom-petting level! I kept petting my broom thinking it was my cat."
by lar snort September 14, 2019
mugGet the broom-petting levelmug.

The Witches Broom

While having intercourse with your significant, apply a condom onto a broomstick handle and insert it into their anus. While in a missionary position, pogo the broom handle as if you were a witch riding a broom
The other night my wife and I wanted to try double penetration and I gave her the witches broom.
by DaddyCraftCook November 29, 2020
mugGet the The Witches Broommug.

Pointy Broom

A Broom used by Guyanese people usually made of Palm strands of Palm Trees. Usually used when the strands are new and crisp. Can be also used the beat people
"Go catch ya bed befor me beat ya rass with a pointy broom:
by bevarnow May 23, 2019
mugGet the Pointy Broommug.

Trench Broom

A gun which could have been used to clear a trench in World War 2, including SMGs, Shotguns and Trench clubs.
“Shit, the germans are coming! Get your trench brooms lads!”
by Daspeakerofdatruts November 22, 2021
mugGet the Trench Broommug.

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