Bruce-Juiced

(Search youtube video "1987 Bruce Willis Seagrams"). The act of getting drunk off of Seagrams because Bruce Willis skips down the street dressed in a white suit with the ladies in order to show how cool Seagrams make you.

"Want to get Bruce-Juiced?" "Yes, because with Seagrams, 'This is where the fun starts!'"

by juicybrucey March 3, 2010

Bruce-Tage

A montage that consists of repetitive hardscoping and barrel-stuffs.

Guy: Did you see Nicole's new Montage?
Other Guy: Yeah, it was a Bruce-Tage.

by Edmibruce December 13, 2010

bruce

a liar; a fraud

Watch out, that bruce is gonna rip you off!

by floridamike September 29, 2012

bruce leeroy

basically going ape shit crazy bruce lee style, except in a black (notice its spelled "Leeroy" not Liroy)

Imma 'bout to go Bruce Leeroy on yo ass!

by truth {906} August 22, 2007

Brucellent

Of the highest or finest quality; exceptionally good of its kind. But better than that. Cause, like, measured by the standard of Bruce, everything else is el lame-o.

"Man, Bruce sure is Brucellent." "Heck yes he is!" "Check it!"

by Bruce March 29, 2005

Bruce's Dick

THE SMALLEST, TEENIEST, SHORTEST MICROSCOPIC THING THE HUMAN EYE WILL EVER FUCKING SEE IN THIS ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE. HELL, THIS DICK IS SO FUCKING SMALL, MICROSCOPES CAN'T EVEN DETERMINE THAT THIS THING EVEN EXISTS. (How do we know?) WELL, IT SPREADS FUCKING HERPES, AIDS, CANCER, AND HEPATITIS C TO EVERY LIVING CREATURE IT TOUCHES. THAT'S HOW WE KNOW THIS FUCKING CANCER CELL DISEASE EXISTS. FURTHERMORE, YOU MIGHT BE ASKING WHAT WE SHOULD DO TO RID EARTH OF THIS HORRID MONSTER. HERE'S THE FUCKING SOLUTION: CHOP OFF ITS HEAD AND FEED IT TO A BUNCH OF PIGS DURING A SATANIC RITUAL. THEN BURN THEM ALL TO PREVENT THE SPREAD. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GET RID OF BRUCE'S DICK. IT IS THE SMALLEST AND MOST DEADLIEST ANIMAL OUT THERE.

- With lots of love, Hailey

Guy 1: Whoa dude, what's that horrible disease you have?

Guy 2: Turns out I got a case of "Bruce's Dick." It's fucking horrible, man.

by Lil Oof Dick July 30, 2018

Shake hands with Bruce Willis

A synonym for Masturbation.

I can't wait to go home and Shake hands with Bruce Willis.

by Erich Hein August 2, 2007