Brent Goggles

When you sleep or hit on multiple fat chicks why consuming alcohol. "Brent Goggles"

I woke up next to a fat chick and blamed the Brent Goggles.

by Høuse January 12, 2010

Brent Bucks

monetary units of prestige opposing street money

giving a bad that's what she said joke jimmy was given 36 Brent Bucks.

by lord calvert December 28, 2009

Brentzel

A noun. A sexual position where a male is placed on his back with his legs behind and another male preforms sexual penetration.

Man that guy was great in bed last night. I put him in a brentzel and gave it to him good!

by shrimper565 October 19, 2009

brent davis

A gay pervert who gets a hard on from watching men, especially when they don't know he's watching them.

Nancy: Why is he taking so long in the men's washroom?
Kim: Oh, he likes to hang out there. That guy is a real Brent Davis!!!

by thedwarf2 March 10, 2017

Brent

Airpods: in
FAFSA: spent
Gas Tank: empty
The person I've been texting: ghosted
Iced Coffee: Slurped
Finals: failed
Will to Live: nonexistent
Master race, Fireball Extraordinaire, ex-school of business member, Always down to be turbo

Damn, Brent is having a dumb!
"Can I have 2 Chik-fil-a sandwiches"- Brent

by fourloko and Adderall November 13, 2020

Brent

Brent is the b8tch who broke my heart and said he didn't care about me even though he asked ME out.

Emma Hey look he's so cute what's his name
Lauren oh he's Brent I mean b8tch

by cheerbitch16 May 8, 2021

Brentwood

This shit-hole of a land is full of dumbasses. In fact I'd rather talk about the fuckhead human inhabitants in that town than the dead animals on every street. They've got one attraction: a movie theater that looks more interesting than it actually is. Nothing but flat land and isolated people. Go for just an hour if you must, you'd get a good laugh at all the males sagging their pants below their asses and the cake-faced snotty females that wear a bump-it everyday.

Little Suzy sees a cat get run over by a car.
Suzy: Mommy! It's like we've entered the Twilight Zone!
Mom: No, Suzy. We're in Brentwood.

by Neka Oishii April 7, 2011