An extremely rare person. He lies about himself to people, but can be the sweetest person you will ever meet. He will stop at nothing just to make you happy. When you get to know a Brandon, he is shy about who he really is. However, as you get to know him, you will love his strange personality and interests. As you get to know him, and you show him that you love the things he is embarrassed to show everyone else, he loves himself for the first time in a long time.
by Magical8ball January 17, 2023
Get the Brandonmug. 
Annoying, immature, yet fascinating all at the same time. Brandons can multitask in ways that no one in the world benefits from. As someone once said, “Men are like trees, they take forever to grow up.” The parallels between Brandons and monkeys are remarkable. Monkeys are fascinating to observe and hang with......but hard to fall in love with. They lack a certain quality called good looks and brains. It would be very hard to kiss a monkey....just a whole lot of nope......goes against too many human instincts.
by koltasw July 6, 2018
Get the Brandonmug. by Vydro October 23, 2020
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. He is extremly caring and sweet as well as funny, and intelligent. Brandon is daddy. You will never meet a better guy than Brandon. He is very outgoing if he likes you. Brandon is the most amazing friend anyone could ever ask for. Never stop calling him daddy.
by shyyyyyyy January 13, 2020
Get the Brandonmug. by RainyRoma November 3, 2018
Get the Brandonmug. A very large human human
Who likes to live a sedentary life and like to squash people in bed with him while eating a skyscraper of junk food and he loves the burning sensation from his 5 years of collecting smegma and likes to eat it when bored
Who likes to live a sedentary life and like to squash people in bed with him while eating a skyscraper of junk food and he loves the burning sensation from his 5 years of collecting smegma and likes to eat it when bored
He loves a tummy tickle Brandon
by Snababsn July 12, 2021
Get the Brandonmug.