two bagger

A two bagger is a chick with a rockin' body, but a face that looks like it was beaten with an ugly stick. There are two principal reasons why someone would be called a two bagger. The most common reason is that a gentleman should be able to place one bag over her head and still enjoy the sexual experience, but for good measure will place another bag over his own head in case the aforementioned bag falls off the two bagger. Additionally, should a friend walk into the room while a sexual act with a two-bagger is occurring, the gentleman performing the act will be assured that his identity is protected.

Shawn: "Hey bud, you were a little drunk last night at the bar! If I was as drunk as you, I would have gone home with that butt ugly chick you were talking to! Did you put a bag over her head?"

Todd: "Bud, I would have used one bag, but she was definitely a two bagger."

by ajgutterbags May 18, 2011

two bagger

When you put a bag over a woman's head during sex plus one over yours in case hers comes off

Shes so ugly, shes definitely a two bagger

by Marcy R November 7, 2006

Flea Bagger

Members of Occupy Wall Street sleeping and living in unsanitary conditions

Synonyms--Free Bagger, Fee Bagger (members of Occupy Wall Street that want everything for free); Pee Bagger (urinates outside usually on other members tents); Street Progressives.

Antonym- Tea Party

Oh wow man did you see that Flea Bagger take a dump on that police car?

by Yknotnow November 17, 2011

braggerbot

A person who brags a lot and is disliked by people as a result of it.

What a braggerbot! She keeps talking about her past achievements. No one wants to hear it!

by numbskullz April 28, 2013

Braggerific

Someone who is in a braggerific mood brags and brags and brags.... And all they like to talk about is the theirself. And when no one cares about what they are bragging about they get upset and lash out. Braggerific people are pretty good at lying too...

Tiffany: today I bought this and that and blah blah blah and I blah blah blah and also I blah blah blah those guys are looking at me blah blah blah

Everyone else: yeah. Cool.
Tiffany: what ever you guys!!!! 'Storms off....'
Everyone else: she was being pretty braggerific... Yeah I know she didn't even buy that.

by G&Z April 30, 2014

Baggers

A shy man with a very large appendage, that is afraid to release it upon the world.

Elizabeth: "Hey Claudia, do you see that shy guy over there? I hear he is a bit of a baggers."

Claudia "Omg really!? That's shy Alex. I had no idea!"

by Jack Spanker June 2, 2018

Brigger

Someone who comes from Bamber Bridge in Preston, Lancashire. A true Brigger was actually born there.

We went to Bamber Bridge for a night out and met some awesome people. Them there Briggers sure know how to Party!

by Br16ger D November 5, 2020