bolognese

(noun) The result of having a slightly clumpy bowel movement with sufficient force as to tear the anus, resulting in a chunky liquid that looks like a meat sauce.

After Johnny ate too much in Mexico while drinking the water, he made a little bolognese.

by magrook August 4, 2006

Bologna Man

The bologna man is a "footballer" from Portugal, who stat pads mickey mouse goals against small teams like Bologna, Lecce, and Crotone, but then decides to ghost in the champions league against Ajax, Porto, and Lyon.

He also has an instinct to believe that the penalty area is a swimming pool and tends to dive in it.

I was born and raised in Bologna. My grandfather used to tell me stories about bologna man,a goblin from Portugal that travels to Italy when Bologna is playing. He scores 6 penalties and then disappears until the next Bologna game! I still have nightmares that he’s hiding in our stadium!

by Jose Mourinho is finished April 7, 2021

bologna hole

a womans vagina is extremely large and her lips are inside out

Holy fuck her pussy fell out its a bologna hole

by i need it shaved July 18, 2006

Hide the Bologna

A euphemism for intercourse, referring specifically to a man's penis which is inserted into an orafice, rendering the penis unseeable.

Hey baby you wanna go play hide the bologna, you bitch.

by jarfuckingjar April 13, 2008

Boogala

A phrase used to ward of evil spirts.

"Meghan!Get the boogala stick!"

by Brittany & Meghan August 24, 2008

Bologna

Lunch meat to masturbate with if heated in the microwave for 15 seconds

Guy 1: Got any Bologna

Guy 2: Yeah why?

Guy1: I gotta go to the bathroom

by ACT4Life4real October 12, 2011

bologna darts

1. (n) A game where one creates a bulls-eye on a wall with masking tape and, from a distance, throws slices of bologna at the target.
2. (n) A similar game but involving a woman with mayonnaise smeared on her butt cheeks. Participants try to get the deli meat slices to stick on said cheeks. Miracle whip may be substituted.

Susie: "Why do you smell like lunch meat?"
Jenny: "I let the guys spread Hellman's on my ass last night and play some bologna darts"
Susie: "Mmm"

by JpsILLADELPH August 6, 2008