boobing

the art of clapping one's breasts together, creating a harmonizing sound.

Annie said, "when my boobles go boobing they produce sweet hypnotic music"

Athena exclaimed, "my mom walked in on me while i was masturboobing!"

boobing by nighty September 15, 2014

i-boning 

sexting via an iPhone device

While traveling out of town on business, phone-boning got old so we resorted to i-boning w/pictures & videos.

i-boning by Shzae March 13, 2010

procrasti-booking 

Using facebook as a means of distraction from studies or work that you should be doing instead.

Matt: "So hows that paper going for you so far?"

You: "Well, I haven't exactly started..."

Matt" "Are you serious its due tomorrow morning! What..have you been procrastibating?"

You: "No, but almost as bad. I've been procrasti-booking. I got on facebook for just a minute and now I've been procrasti-booking for the past two hours."

procrasti-booking by random_kid_clock-in August 30, 2010

BUTT BOOKING

when you sit on your phone and accidentally start posting on facebook.

Dude, what is all this nonsense on my wall? Were you Butt Booking me again?

I can't believe I Butt Booked my ex-girlfriend, now she thinks I'm stalking her.

BUTT BOOKING by wisdumb2oof February 21, 2011

boofing

flatulence, specifically in the context of one's first time doing so, for some high school students may not have "boofed" yet according to a high school yearbook message written by Brett Kavanaugh and corroborated by his testimony about the message to the United States Senate.

"Judge - have you boofed yet?," as written in the page for Brett Kavanaugh for Georgetown Preparatory School's yearbook in 1983. (Here, the past tense "boofed" of the infinitive "boofing" is used in a sentence.)

boofing by Jurispoodence October 3, 2018

Boofing

(Secondary definition) The action of barking done by a large dog (known as a boofer), colloquially represented as an onomatopoeia reflecting the deeper pitches and depth of tone of a larger dog. It is the deepest level of the Boof-Borf-Bork-YipYap scale of dog barking.

*Bernese mountain dog barking* Hey honey, I hear boofing, I think that's a Bernese Mountain dog.

Boofing by TheloniousBird October 7, 2018

Tea boobing 

Similar to tea bagging (where a male places his testicles in an individuals mouth). Here a female places her breast over someones mouth who is unaware.

Oh my god, did you just see Caitlin tea boobing that guy?

Tea boobing by RCTENVAL November 9, 2010