blooker20

The totally best person ever!

- You're almost a Blooker20!
- OoOh. Thanks for the compliment!

by blooker20 June 30, 2017

bloontar

Noun. A fat ass blunt

Guy 1: Damn bro I've had a rough day, you down to smoke a bloontar?

Guy 2: hell yea let's get fucking Toasty

Guy 1: OH yea baby you know I'm about to be Stoney McGoney

by Chridad August 2, 2017

Boonk gang

Im sorry... I dont really know what boonk gang means, but I'll find out its definition in one week. I PROMISE. I will be back.

Person 1: "hey what are you doin dis week Anita?"
Me: " I will find out what Boonk gang means."

by Pussyslayersixtynine August 1, 2017

Boonk

Boonk is an celebrity on twitter that steals items and sexually harrasses womens and then proceeds to publish a video of his actions on twitter

Actual kids of this generation finds this pathetic manchild "funny" for unknown reasons and his fanbase could potentially have a lack of intelligence to find out his videos aren't funny

Boonk also does music but no one cares about it cause it is garbage

Boonk is the stupidest loser i've seen.

by Limaksaurus August 9, 2017

boonk a nigga ass

When you see a nigga with a rollie on his wrist you boonk his ass

"Ouh maaan you see this nigga rollie imma boonk a nigga ass*takes the rollie* BOONK GANG WHOLE LOTTA GANG SHIT!!!"

by LilJerrr August 12, 2017

Bloinkiss

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom, but when he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship, leading him down a dark road, paid with the self loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked the ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.

by JohnnyJohnJohnsonJoBOOIIIIIIII April 20, 2018

bloinkiss

verb
when you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss

Timmy waited all night to kiss vionka at the prom but when he went in for a smooch he bloinkissed and sprained his knee

by Rhettandlinkaskedmetodothis April 20, 2018