Bloaf

An unexpected fart, or farting without knowing you're farting.

(Person 1) "Dude...ugh...did you fart?"

(Person 2) "No dude, not that i know of...maybe i bloafed."

by Era825 October 21, 2008

blaff

Lazy term for undesirable, or disgusting

This KFC has no Mountain Dew left, oh blaff!

by sarahjames August 5, 2006

Bloffy

Feeling under the weather or a little out of sorts

I’m feeling kinda bloffy today.

by pommesdeterre August 31, 2021

blogflogging

v. Ass-kicking via blog

If these blog stalkers don't get off my blog, I'm going to give them a blogflogging.

by Jai Johnson September 28, 2006

Blowfrying

The act in which you damage your hair by blow drying it with a crappy blowdryer.

Liz: "What are you doing?"
Lauren: "Blowfrying my hair."
Liz: "I hate that!"

by LaurenGoesMeow February 23, 2011

BLOFH

Bastard Linux Operator From Hell. A maniacal and savage linux system administrator. Someone who gets kicks out of killing other user's screen sessions and redirecting home directories to /dev/null.

Bob: Hey is Derek the one killing irssi and piping ascii dicks into the physical terminal?
James: Yea he's a real BLOFH

by Nexuz July 8, 2011

blaffers

Back tits

Some huge bitch popped out of the river and all we saw were her ginormous blaffers... Thank god!

by Fat ass back tits April 25, 2014