Descriptive of a severely chafed penis following sustained sexual activity, masturbation or having being fellated by Esther Rantzen.
I went up the road to Cabanatuan for a pint of milk and came back with a cock like a blind skater's elbow.
by Lord Grimcock May 25, 2008
Get the blind skater's elbow mug.when getting a blowjob a guy punches a girl in the face and jizzes in her eyes. then he takes her clothes and throwes them out the window.
by paul February 16, 2003
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Tom: I would like to take you out tonight, how about it?
Suzy: Uh...I have to go walk my fish, Blim-blah!
Suzy: Uh...I have to go walk my fish, Blim-blah!
by Blimblarious September 7, 2006
Get the Blim-blah mug.A northern english term used to describe a better decision. It stems back from when a Bradford City football (soccer) game sold out of seats. The commentator joked about how he would use a blimp to see the awesome match continue before his eyes if he did not have a seat. The other commentator laughed and the term soon became frequent in Bradford City chants and other every-day usage.
Cop 1: FUCK! hes getting away
Cop 2: oh dear lord, hes actually lost us!
Cop 1: if only we had been able to us that damned blimp option..
Cop 2: shit i know man.. i know..
Cop 1: next time ey?
Cop 2: yeah..
Cop 2: oh dear lord, hes actually lost us!
Cop 1: if only we had been able to us that damned blimp option..
Cop 2: shit i know man.. i know..
Cop 1: next time ey?
Cop 2: yeah..
by The Lockwood March 2, 2009
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John Deere: hot shit i've never even met this girl and she's giving be a blind grind
John Deere: hot shit i've never even met this girl and she's giving be a blind grind
by jehreeeee March 30, 2009
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Get the Blind Kung Fu Master mug.(noun) Derived from a combination of a blow job and a rim job.
Involves simultaneously giving a man oral sex and analingus.
Requires either a long penis on one end, or just a long tongue nearby.
Often difficult to execute properly due to the rigid nature of an erect penis making bending it backward quite difficult, this is a rewarding experience nonetheless.
Mostly for the receiving man, of course.
Involves simultaneously giving a man oral sex and analingus.
Requires either a long penis on one end, or just a long tongue nearby.
Often difficult to execute properly due to the rigid nature of an erect penis making bending it backward quite difficult, this is a rewarding experience nonetheless.
Mostly for the receiving man, of course.
"A blim job is not impossible," the professor exclaimed.
"You just have to be able to do it yourself or have a man nearby who can do most of the work."
"You just have to be able to do it yourself or have a man nearby who can do most of the work."
by eb_dekalb September 15, 2010
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