refrigerator blindness

Selective loss of visual acuity in association with common foraging of the refrigerator. Predominantly seen in children and males.

"Honey, where's the orange juice?"
"Are you blind? Second shelf on the right!"
"Sorry, must be that pesky refrigerator blindness again..."

by ckarlo January 10, 2009

Third-Eye Blind

Slang for when a man is pursuing-dating others strictly for the physical aspects and not being consciously aware of the reality of the situation. A man who thinks with the little head and not the big one.

Its Tom & Sarah's one year anniversary tomorrow. Who would've thought they would've lasted that long? Only reasoning that I could possibly have is that Tom is severely third-eye blind.

by TheBigCanucklehead March 11, 2015

blindian

A hella fine ass breezie that is half black and half indian.

I like blindians that go to NYU but hail from Kansas.

by T Money December 11, 2004

Blinded Cyclops

When a woman is giving a man head and right before he nuts, she aims his dick back at him and shoots him in the eye.

I got Jeff back for cheating on me. I gave him a blinded cyclops when I was going down on him and kicked him in the balls.

by Lord Longshadow December 25, 2018

look behind you

something a killer will say before proceeding to rip your guts out

Stalker: Look behind you
Guy: hUh? AHHHHHH

by Xdddddd1 July 11, 2017

Horny Blindness

Horny blindness is when you are so horny you are willing to fuck the first thing you see. You will often regret your actions taken during horny blindness after climax.

Dang, I fucked Michele because I had horny blindness, even though she's an ugly hoe.

by selfproclaimedpussyslayer February 27, 2020

peaky blinders

louis tomlinson best era.. period

girl 1: “omg have you seen louis tomlinson with that peaky blinders haircut ??”
girl 2: “yes, he looks so hot.. i think that’s his best look”
girl 1: “SO TRUE BESTIE”

by DiAysha February 20, 2021