dirty blonde

Dirty blonde means you have dark blonde hair. It gets the word "dirty" because common dirt is brown and "dirty blonde" hair is hair that looks as if it is blonde mixed with brown, making the blonde darker. "browny" isn't a word, so you have to think of a synonym for brown, or something that is brown--like dirt. Plus, dirty blonde hair just sounds better than something like "Tree Bark Blonde" don't you think?

Patrisha calls herself "dirty blonde" when, in reality, her hair color is a light brown not a dark blonde color.

by a Non-Stereotype-Blonde July 2, 2005

blonde theory

the theeory that men will choose a dumb blonde woman over a smart, educated woman.

Cheerleaders are perfect examples of the blonde theory.

by Celia J July 23, 2008

Blonde

A Blonde is NOT a Bleached Brunette with a chemical spotlight on her inferior head.

Britney Spears is a Bleached Brunette. She is not a Blonde.

by [e-mail] January 22, 2004

the blonde with the black dress

Euphemistic term for Guinness, so called because of the dark color of the beer and its yellowish head of foam.

If you can't find love, a blonde with a black dress is the next best thing.

by Bycho Psitch March 17, 2005

blond

Anywhere from an extremely pale color to sandy colored(a lions coat color).

That man has blond hair.

by Traveling Bob July 29, 2006

bread and butter blonde

Your run-of-the-mill, generically attractive blonde girl, with nothing especially noteworthy about her appearance or demeanor, cute enough to fuck, and common enough to forget.

"Every big university needs a good 3000 or so bread and butter blondes to stock all the frats and bars."

by zapatistacrat August 25, 2009

Blonde Savant

A blonde who by all outward appearences is just a blonde, but who is a secret genius.

Blonde Savants don't get blonde jokes.

by katybra August 5, 2010