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carbo bloating

n. The resultant feeling of unease from ingesting too many carbohydrates in the days leading up to a marathon.
Big Mike: Junior, you can't possibly want another plate of spaghetti, can you?
Paul: Sure, I'm carbo bloating a little, but I'll eat all you've got.
by THW November 4, 2009
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Blatting

Can't tell you. I am sworn to secrecy.
"I wanna go blatting tonight."

"What's blatting?"

"Can't tell you until you do it! I took an oath!"

"No."
by Natish October 20, 2008
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beating off the clock

Tim doesn't have to go to school for 2 hours so he ended up beating off the clock.
by dontbeaturselfupoverthis August 20, 2010
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Squaw Beating

You should have seen the squaw beating at the bar last night. They beat the shit out of that white girl!
by jumpygunz June 1, 2010
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hot alaskan fire breathing karl

The ingenious combiniation of the hot karl, and the alakan fire breathing dragon;
While receiving oral sex from a female partner, right before ejaculation, the male whispers in the females ear that he has herpes, then cums in her throat, making it come out of her nose. Meanwhile, while she is trying to get the cum out of her nose, he beats her with a sock filled with feces.
Bro 1: "bro did you hear about ashley?"

Bro 2: "yeah dude shes so gross! did you hear what sam did to her?"

Bro 1: "haha yeah man, he got her with the hot alaskan fire breathing karl!"
by getemmm0611 January 26, 2009
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devil is beating his wife

This expression is used to describe the weather when it is raining and sunny, also referred to as a "sunshower."
"Looks like the devil is beating his wife today," muttered the old coot as he felt the rain hit the back of his neck.
by MrFebtober June 11, 2006
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Breathing

The act of getting on your knees and elbows with an arched back and having air insert into your butthole and pushing it back out with a possible noise accompanying it. Just like breathing from the ass.
Bro I literally shit my pants while I was breathing
by Bugbitch November 12, 2020
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