bleached penis

A white man's penis. Usually super small. Very white and cannot be seen in bright light. Usually very hard to get an boner because of its size and malfunctioning.

I like Asian cocks better cause, bleached penis is not my type...

by yourfavoritedickman456 August 31, 2012

bleacher butt

the feeling of numbness in your butt during an event

(stand up after event) Ahhh, man i got a serious case of bleacher butt

by R-Mell Green March 10, 2008

Bleach demon

Racist White person

Shut the fuck it you bleach demon!

by Raggedy hoes February 11, 2021

Bleaching Socks

The act of ejaculating into or onto a sock after masturbation causing the sock to turn white in the area that has absorbed the semen and causing the sock to become stiff. Best to hide the sock at the bottom of the laundry so no bystanders stumble upon the sock and the ways it is being abused.

Bill: Dude did you know john has been bleaching socks?
Jake: What the fuck! that's gross shit! I wore his socks last week!

Bill: haha you probably have john semen foot, i would get that checked out.
Jake: Fuck you! i'm going to hit john so fucking hard!

by d00wrag February 22, 2011

Bleached the spoons

To make a remark on social media that opens you up to ridicule and hilarity.

I bleached the spoons when I said One Direction were musicians.

I bleached the spoons when I didn't know who Shakespeare was.

by Zixer May 5, 2014

Bleach

Solves all problems
-triggered

-sexually harassed

- living

Yo my nigga pass the bleach

by Yo boi uh skinny penis October 2, 2016

bleach it out

ending your depression by drinking bleach

bleach it out

by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016