Blasting Ass

The act of taking a high pressure liquid shit.

Ate Taco Time yesterday, was up all night blasting ass

by Potatoe Dick January 28, 2019

Bear-Blasting

Similar to Hump-Catting

Bear-Blasting! Because you'll be too energetic for normal sports!

by Auugghhh November 27, 2007

cum blasted

1. To be shot in the face with a huge load of jizz that was being held in over a period of 2 weeks.

"Damn Corey's mom really got cum blasted after that BJ last night"

by Big Jerms July 28, 2005

put on blast

The act of exposing someone's personal information, which would rather be kept a secret.

She put him on blast when she revealed he had VD.

by Brandon November 22, 2003

put on blast

to be called out for something; to have some information about you put out in the open in an embarrassing manner.

Boy 1: Ayo, breathe easy on the insults!
girl 1: Like the way you was BREATHING EASY and snoring 2 minutes after we first started sexing?
Boy 2: AHAHAHAHAHA DAMNNNN SON YOU GOT PUT ON BLAST!! SHE LET ALL YOUR STUFF OUT IN THE OPEN!

by Espe November 22, 2003

Blasting Taft

The act of masturbation, a term popularized by certain message boards. Reference to the 27th President of the United States, William Howard Taft.

"I was in the bathroom the other night and my girlfriend totally walked in on me while I was Blasting Taft."

"Please excuse me from the dinner table. I'm afraid I have to go Blast some Taft."

"Hey! Blast your own Taft!"

by moonmaster June 09, 2007

Straddle Blasting

When your on a first date and the bitch your with decides to crank it up a notch, jumps on top of you, wraps her legs around your waist, visciously inserts her tongue into the back of your esophagus, all while dry humping the hell out of your dong.

"Ah man, last night me and Shannon were watchin this movie and then out of no where she jumped on top of me and began Straddle Blasting the fuck outta me!"

by Daniel, Jordan, Christian, Taylor and Chase. November 14, 2007