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Fortnite bitching ass

STOP BEING SO ADDICTED TO FORTNITE YOU FORTNITE BITCHING ASS
by SokounDeitzNuts February 4, 2023
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little face biting air sharks

The correct name for the tiny Australian fly known colloquially as "midges". Other colloquialisms include "little bastards", "cunts", and "fuck off you litte demons!"
The little face biting air sharks were so annoying I took to burning the house down with a flame thrower to get rid of them; it didn't work.
by pitdroidtech June 11, 2016
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Estimated Time of Bitching

When you make your girl angry wait for all hell to break loose
Tristan: Man, I made her mad
Michael: What's the Estimated Time of Bitching? (ETB)
Tristan: I'd say about 5 seconds
by Tha Gort June 18, 2017
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Absence of Grass Touching & Bathing Disorder (AGTBD)

~For further medical information, go to bigchungus.cum/agtbd~
AGTBD, also known as GCD (Grass contact deficets) is a condition that affects mainly teenagers, in the world, 1 in 30 have this condition, treatment such as expourse to grass, the habit of chilling outside and even conventional therapy
Syptoms include:
.Excessive (>12h) usage of modern social media (discord, twitter, ...)
.Weaker bones
.Lack of bathing
.Disability to get bitches
.Hyperfocusing in activities such as trying to get bitches online because you can't do it in rael life
Associated with conditions such as Dreamgender, Dreamsexuality (Yes, the bad one, not the good one) & Fatherlessness Reaction Episodes
"Unfourtently your son was diagnosed with Absence of Grass Touching & Bathing Disorder (AGTBD)"
"Oh no"
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bothing

the simultaneous act of vomiting and defecating.
Tom ate some bad chicken and had to miss work because he was bothing something fierce.
by naked big guy October 20, 2009
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biting off

finishing off a pack of cigarettes. When you are down to the last few and smoke them to be done with the pack so you don't have to carry around a pack with just one cigarette. Commonly used in New England and the North East.
Sara and Jordan smoked the last two cigs, they were biting off the pack.
by Karoline R April 20, 2007
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bathing rhino

A turd so massive that it protrudes beyond the surface of the toilet bowl's water line, usually with a smooth, horn-like taper
When Olga lifted the lid of the toilet lid she was unpleasantly surprised by the majestic bathing rhino staring back at her.
by S. Joslin October 23, 2008
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