Beer Hero

A person who believes they have powers beyond their sober ability because they have drunk too much

Tony is challenged to doing 100 pushups and starts attempting the dare.
Mark shouts ''Tony don't be a beer hero''

by Wadup33 August 12, 2012

Beer Rub

When you rub your belly (or someone else does it for you) while having a beer.

I gave myself a beer rub last night while enjoying a nice cold beer.

by The wordmaker June 14, 2014

Beer Nervous

Beer Nervous is a condition that occurs when there is a shortage or absence of beer within close proximity. The onset of this condition can occur rapidly.

I was having a great time at this party until I noticed the shortage of beer and became beer nervous.

by Beer Captain March 9, 2019

Beer Gnat

Those little annoying flies that are attracted to / gather around an open beer after it's been left out for a night. My only question is "Damn, where do they come from"

Beer Gnat

by Shawn Cassick October 18, 2008

Beer Nugget

A tasty late-night treat or party food essentially made of chunks of deep-fried pizza dough invented in DeKalb, IL mostly for broke students from Northern Illinois University. It's usually served with a dipping side of marinara or pizza sauce, but can also be served with a cheese or garlic butter sauce or sprinkled with or dipped in cinnamon-sugar.

The one constant at NIU.

Guy 1: "Dude, I'm so wasted!"
Guy 2: "yeah, Let's get some food."
Guy 1: "I'm almost broke"
Guy 2: "Let's get some beer nuggets then."

PartyGuy: "Hi, I'm from another school, what's that?"
NIUGirl: "Beer nuggets."
PartyGuy: "What's 'beer nuggets'?"
NIUGirl: "What? You've never heard of 'beer nuggets'?"

by wyld_stallyns April 13, 2008

beer tears

when, after a few drinks, one will proceed to become an unhappy drunk, and begin to cry and shed tears about anything remotely bothering them. ex: crying about ex-boyfriend, inability to microwave easymac, spilling a drink on one's shirt

"After I had three natty lights, I started regretting my last drunk hook-up and started crying. My friends had to comfort me because of my beer tears!"

by brunette22 February 16, 2006

Beer Joggles

the unrealistic assessment of the ease of a jog or run one is about to embark upon after having had 1-3 beers.

"I felt so great on the first three miles of that 10K after those two beers--I was flying, and it was so easy--but then I hit the back half and was miserable. Total case of beer joggles."

by Geeluvss August 22, 2011