The act of growing a beard through times of great stress or hardship, usually to bring a sense of light relief to that person's life. Generally associated with tedious exam diets and/or feelings of complete ineptitude.
Dude, did you see the size of Jason's beard the other day?
Yeah man, he's been comfort bearding for the last month. These exams are soul-destroying.
Yeah man, he's been comfort bearding for the last month. These exams are soul-destroying.
by StingoftheRing May 26, 2011
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Kristen: If I was getting more sex, I probably would have done something about my 5 o'clock Carl. But the Ducks haven't lost a game yet so I am growing out my bearded Carl in hopes they'll win the Stanley Cup!
Kristen: If I was getting more sex, I probably would have done something about my 5 o'clock Carl. But the Ducks haven't lost a game yet so I am growing out my bearded Carl in hopes they'll win the Stanley Cup!
by Harold Clampet November 14, 2010
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Can also be serves as a cocktail on the rocks with all the above ingredients and splashes of Red Bull and Arnold Palmer.
The bearded marby is designed to put hair on your chest, and of course your face.
Can also be serves as a cocktail on the rocks with all the above ingredients and splashes of Red Bull and Arnold Palmer.
The bearded marby is designed to put hair on your chest, and of course your face.
by Shikey Tues November 23, 2010
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I was going to go down on this girl but she had a wandering beard and I'd already flossed today so didn't fancy it.
by Bwooly1001 March 17, 2016
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She wanted me to eat her ass but there was no way I was digging my nose and tongue up in that bearded button without a little landscaping first.
She wanted me to eat her ass but there was no way I was digging my nose and tongue up in that bearded button without a little landscaping first.
by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019
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