battle dick

When your dick turtles up in moments of extreme athletic combat.

Bro, homeboy almost tackled me and I got battle dick like a motherfucker.

by Dr. T. Urtle July 20, 2019

Batlicker

Socially unacceptable behaviour that has wildly disproportionate fallout.

For example, I kicked a bat, and halted the global economy with covid19.

You are a massive batlicker.

by ratticusbrown March 14, 2020

Battle of Midway 1942

The Battle of Midway was a decisive naval battle of the Second World War between the United States and Japan, the Midway Atoll, known to the Imperial Japanese Navy as “AF”, was the site of the battle happening on the 4th of June to the 7th of June in 1942 was historically significant as it was the battle which four Japanese carriers, Akagi, Kaga, Sōryū and Hiryū, while the United States only lost one carriers, the Yorktown.

The Battle of Midway 1942 really turned the tide during the Second World War.

by Oof_TheChungasGuy October 29, 2020

Battle of the Josh’s

A day in a middle of a field off the side of the highway in Lincoln, Nebraska, all the Josh’s in the world will fight until there’s only one.

Bro: Hey, it’s national battle of the Josh’s day, you know what that means.
Josh: Really?! I’m winning

by Robert Pattinson is the best April 22, 2021

Battle for Caution's McGriddle

An object show about 20 fucking stupid objects battling for a shitty McGriddle. The worst character is OHGEE$Y. I mean, seriously. He's the worst.

Friend 1: "I'm in such a good mood today! I think I'll go play some golf!"
Friend 2: "Before you go, do you want to watch Battle for Caution's McGriddle with me? A new episode just came out today."
Friend 1: "DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!"

*Friend 1 cracks Friend 2's head open with his golf club.*

by Marguerite117 October 2, 2021

Battle Junkie

Someone who gets off(high) on the adrenaline rich that comes from engaging in combat (battle) between individuals or armed forces. Usually the stronger and or more capable the opponent the better the high is for them. They relish in being in the heat of combat.

In Our fight Kevin was laughing. In the face of dire peril and overwhelming power, he can’t control himself.

Dude is a hardcore battle junkie!

by Lawn city July 31, 2022

Batman kid

A term used to describe an orphan or a young child who is without parents. The phrase draws inspiration from the iconic superhero, Batman, whose own backstory includes the loss of his parents during childhood. Just as Batman overcame adversity to become a symbol of justice and resilience, a "Batman kid" may symbolize strength, determination, and the capacity to thrive despite challenging circumstances.

(1.) I killed my parents and now I am Batman kid. (2.) I was working with the mmmm, the Batman kid. Do you mean the orphan? YES, that's the word!!

by notthebatmankid October 25, 2023