Someone with a lot of money who wont spend any of it.
Particularly a sports team owner or some one with unbearable amounts of money.
Particularly a sports team owner or some one with unbearable amounts of money.
by hahadudeof1997 February 01, 2010
Another name for the longsword, so called because the style in which it is used is a 'bastard' hybrid of one and two handed fighting. The weapon is light enough that it can be used in one hand, but the hilt is long enough that a second hand can be added for additional power. Also called a hand-and-a-half sword
by Tharrick D'Entremont September 16, 2004
A man usually of good socioeconomic status that never pays for jack. When on a date with a woman, he either makes her pay or takes her to a real cheap restaurant.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com July 26, 2008
Must be said with a good Indian accent To realllyyy emphasize the "blooody Bastardd" in the Indian culture, it is said randomly in arguments with no real meaning or ramifications and is generally accepted as a slur.
once said several times one is able to apologise and wish the other a good day!
once said several times one is able to apologise and wish the other a good day!
{Tim "that man was a god damn bloody bastard"
Jerry "no mate your the bloody bastard"
Tim "noooo Mate you bloody bastard!"
Jerry "no mate your bloody bastard"}
Jerry "no mate your the bloody bastard"
Tim "noooo Mate you bloody bastard!"
Jerry "no mate your bloody bastard"}
by 7Yes7 February 22, 2021
A mix between a sonovabitch and a lame-ass jerk. Usually found trying to impress people with non-existent knowledge, material possesions, etc. A wholly unlikable person because of his arrogent yet ignorant attitude.
"Hey cowboy, I have a big boat that I use to pick up the hottest chicks. I'm soooo smart."
"No, you sir, are a dick bastard."
"No, you sir, are a dick bastard."
by Pork King May 01, 2003
There's a certain type of character that defies such definitions as hero or villain, good or evil, friend or enemy. Love him or loathe him, you have to admire him. And at the end of the day, there's only one thing we can call him... a Magnificent Bastard.
The Magnificent Bastard is intelligent, capable, supremely competent, and always in control. He can be playing everyone from both ends, or making it up as he goes along with such consummate skill he gets away with it. He might be cynically exploiting all around him for his own ends, or persuading everyone to do everything for him. He might be a lying sneaky bastard playing everyone for his own selfish ends, but he goes about it with such breathtaking skill and panache you admire him for it. Above all else, what defines a Magnificent Bastard is his ability to evoke not just amazement, but grudging admiration, from friend, foe and audience alike.
The Magnificent Bastard is intelligent, capable, supremely competent, and always in control. He can be playing everyone from both ends, or making it up as he goes along with such consummate skill he gets away with it. He might be cynically exploiting all around him for his own ends, or persuading everyone to do everything for him. He might be a lying sneaky bastard playing everyone for his own selfish ends, but he goes about it with such breathtaking skill and panache you admire him for it. Above all else, what defines a Magnificent Bastard is his ability to evoke not just amazement, but grudging admiration, from friend, foe and audience alike.
by tantiboh May 25, 2008
by Cuntpunter March 12, 2017