Bass Pro Shops porn star

Noun; A retired, wealthy enthusiast of bass fishing who will 'fuck' you 'in the ass' by selling you an electronic fish finder. In reality, the fish finder is a music stand duct taped to a Nintendo Gameboy, loaded with Primal Rage - a popular video game in the late 80s, early 90s.

Clyde: Got fuck't at da Bass Pro Shops agin. Hell, Chuck, he's like a porn star. A Bass Pro Shops porn star.

Bonnie: He fucks me all the time.

Clyde: What?!

by Pissed off consumer February 26, 2009

blow bands

a useful sexual aid for women with long hair to help hold their hair back when giving oral sex.Commonly found in packs of 100 in the hair accessories department down at Wally-World.

Diane got tired of chewing her hair when going down on her man, so she broke out with the blow bands

by toyzintheattic July 20, 2008

Double Bass Pedal

When a dude sticks one foot in each of his partners respective holes.

Kathleen likes the Double Bass Pedal. You know, left in the goo and the right in the poo.

by kat banana 2 October 9, 2009

pants shitting bass drop

a bass drop in a song, usually from the dubstep genre, that causes all in attendance to shit their pants.

bro #1: were you at that concert last night?! I heard there was a pants shitting bass drop
bro #2: yeah man! Borgore dropped the beat so hard that I shit myself multiple times!

by animaux January 2, 2012

drill and bass

not neccesairily a breakcore or gabba based genre- more often used to describe the style of beat arrangements commonly used in IDM.
in this case, it is typically drum n bass beats which have been chopped up, rearranged and tweaked untill it resembles something like breakcore.

squarepusher is the biggest pioneer of drill n bass, with aphex twin being the biggest pioneer of IDM (see the differences?) - venetian snares, is drill n bass approaching breakcore

by idironsoundtrack.tk December 12, 2004

bassboard

Playing bass on a keyboard. The origins of this word can be traced to musical group The Zax who have titled past and present members as "Bassboardists."

Man, that kid shreds on the bassboard! He's the Les Claypool of bassboardists.

by ekim melrah March 14, 2007

Bass Burp

Bodily functions; A particularly grotesque belch originating from the lower diaphragm often sudden to the purportrator. Distinct to both belcher and observer regarding both the surprise of the unexpected burp and the inevitable distinct odour.

"That's disgusting! Have you been eating garlic and eggs? That was one hell of a bass burp!"

by mitzimoo February 6, 2010