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Barking Spider

n. Its when you fart. Then you blame it on an imaginary spider.
Oh boy there is a nother barking spider guys.
by woody420haro February 15, 2009
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Florida barking spiders

When someone "toots" a few short ones in a row and then blames them on the "Florida barking spiders."
Oh! humm musta been those Florida barking spiders!
by Delmuire December 23, 2009
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Holden Barina

The Holden Barina is an subcompact automobile sold since 1985 by Holden, the Australian arm of General Motors (GM). Each of the five generations have been badge-engineered versions of GM vehicles: Suzuki Cultus, Opel Corsa, and Daewoo Kalos.
Guy 1: "My Holden Barina is a beauty!"

Guy 2: "Why is that?"

Guy 1: "Because it is a luxury vehicle."

Guy 2: "I wish my Ford Taurus was as luxurious as that vehicle"
by Gregory Wattson April 21, 2009
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south barrington

the most ethnically diverse section of barrington in that there are rich brown people, rich asian people and rich white people all living together having money fights while the children talk about how they will become doctors or lawyers just like their parents.
Me:Dad can i take the Mercedes? i want to hang out with my brown friends? we also might go over to a friend's house to make roti, i won't stay too long because their house wreaks of curry
Dad: of course, there is no other way to get around south barrington
by fourtimes December 31, 2012
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barkin

to tell everyone about all your material posessions
barkin on my faulty phone, fresh new fit maurice malone
by fotweny November 15, 2004
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Barking dog

A vaiation of the "shocker."
Forefinger, middle finger, and ring finger inserted into the vagina, pinky inserted into the rectum, thumb stimulating the clitoris.
Your pinky becomes the dog's lower jaw, and your thumb becomes the dog's ear.
by G-Dawg May 27, 2003
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Barking Seal

When one fucks a fat chick at the beach, and proceeds to dip his moist penis into the sand, then putting it back into the vagina, making the seal bark!
German:dude, what's with the hand print across your face?
George: I just got back fromthe beach with Grace... And gave her the Barking Seal! It didn't go well with her
by Therealkidnplay September 7, 2010
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