Slash is a burnt bagel
by Laurakkkkkk September 07, 2007
A bagel, donut or other similar baked product that has been used for sexual purposes by a male. Even ye olde loaf of bread can be made into an Aids Bagel.
Neptuneman675 : Dude, I just fucked a loaf of bread.
JhiroJihzo : Zomg, dude, stop fucking making aids bagels.
JhiroJihzo : Zomg, dude, stop fucking making aids bagels.
by CoreyNallis April 22, 2006
by FUCKY THE DRUNK CLOWN February 12, 2010
when you mistake a bagel for a toilet and take a shit in it, then you put your unattended cock in the hole because besides your and it has no where else to go.
man last night i had bagel shit, i don't know why I just woke up with cum and shit all over my stomach and balls.
by ur bother June 12, 2010
A loud fat jewish, slouch bastard who thinks he's better than everyone, but sucks a lot of booty holes.
by whenjoedumpsonyou January 03, 2019
Last night I had amazing sex with this really hot girl! After I came, I turned around and gave her a Ted Bagel to top it all off.
by Sea Shell Sally March 25, 2011
The act of ejaculating on a woman's behind as she lies on her stomach, then rubbing the ejaculate across her butt cheeks with the tip of your penis. The end result being that her butt cheeks are covered in a glaze which depending on nationality may in fact resemble a glazed plain bagel.
As Julie lie on the bed near the window, John stood in awe as the glazed bagel he had just given Julie was twinkling in the moonlight ever so beautifully.
by SquirrelPimp March 27, 2014