Bake and bang

To get baked and then have sex

Yo bitch lets bake and bang or hey let's bake and bang

by Words layer June 10, 2015

Crazy-Bake

When a small, easy-to-operate oven used with kids or small baking makes it even harder to make anything.

Parent: "Hey, honey, I thought you said you were going to make cookies for the bake-sale. What happened?"

Girl: "Oh, yeah. My mom wouldn't let me use the oven, so I had to use my Crazy-Bake to try to make the cookies. The cookies practically turned into rocks."

This is an example of a conversation involving a Crazy-Bake.

by MissyMutilation December 07, 2010

tuna bake

When you fill a girl's vagina with melted cheese and then wait for it to solidify. Then you eat it with a knife & fork and use a napkin.
Nice variants include spicing it with cayenne pepper , Tabasco or orphan's tears.

Guy 1: Hey Bro I sure am hungry
Guy 2: Yeah me too dude fancy a tuna bake?
Guy 1: Ah sweet idea, I'll have the usual.

by toxic chinchilla murderer February 02, 2016

baking inbred

actively engaging in sexual relations between individuals classed as being too closely related to marry each other

my cuz ain't quite right in the head. i'm pretty sure my aunt and uncle were baking inbred.

your relatives from the backwoods look kinda off. they got small heads, strange faces and all kinda health issues. i think your fam been baking inbred.

damn man! your sister is fucking hot! if i were you i'd wanna be baking inbred with her fine ass.

by jakeisjack November 22, 2020

brake and bake

Stopping during a long driving trip to smoke marijuana.

Dude, there's a rest stop ahead, you up for a brake and bake?

by toastyoats February 25, 2010

hand baking

Warming your hands in your's or another person's pants.

Tina began hand baking her hands against Todd's warm balls on a cold fall night.

by Floppybananas May 05, 2018

easy bake

cheap edibles made with really shitty weed specifically baked in an easy bake oven

“do you have any easy bake, bro?”

by rocksnsticks December 21, 2019