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creepy as shit

The sort of feeling most teenage girls get while walking on the street as they are stared at by older Hispanic (usually unattractive) men driving by in red pick-up trucks.

Often accompanied by a yellow, crooked smile with missing teeth, elevator eyes, perfectly symmetrical mustaches, dirty trucker hats/baseball caps, and practically always, a lawnmower or assorted landscaping tools in the back.

See also: any ex-boyfriend/girlfriend you've broken up with in the past who refuses to stop driving past your house everyday at 3:30 PM, shaking their left fist in remorse; your high school chemistry teacher who always seems put his leg on your desk while wearing short-shorts, giving you a close-up on his saggy balls.
Stay away from Baskin-Donuts on Fridays; I get the most creepy as shit looks from those landscaper truck guys.

Mr. Barry is creepy as shit.
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nice as shit 

extremely good or talented at something.
"Yo you nice as shiiiiiit...like willad."
nice as shit by lucas dan March 28, 2005
Asian Secret Society
Created in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
A large criminal organization with plans for world domination, created in late 2003 by a Chinaman, 2 Viets, and a South Asian Brotha.
Yo, you better watch yo' ass, the A.S.S. is around.
A.S.S by StiLL Matic October 10, 2005

dumb as shit 

Having the brain-capacity and memory-span of a pile of fecal matter.
M'lady, I do believe your son Henry is growing up to be quite as dumb as shit.

beat as shit 

someone/something so beat its like shit
that car is beat as shit

isaac and nick are beat as shit
beat as shit by domemaster6969 October 12, 2009

cold as shit 

an expression; a very low temperature as compared to the teperature of a dog turd on a cold day. Usually measured on the vaginal:testical ratio temperature scale.
Holy fuck, it's cold as shit out there today! Man, quit being a pussy.
cold as shit by Emperor Zeek January 8, 2014

annoying as shit 

Annoying, as in, annoying. As, as in, as. Shit, as in, poop.