as if you did that

1.when you say as if you did that you mean i cant beleive you did that

kathryn-"i sucked jimmys cok" lisa-"omg as if you did that"

by Ann-marie October 1, 2005

as a friend

a total bullshit way of breaking up thats way over used and people say they hate it when people use it to break up with them, but in reality they'ed be pissed of by the truth.

I like you as a friend.

by littlewing May 28, 2004

As Cold As Fucking Skeletor

Sub-zero temperatures.

a simile as Skeltor was both cold and cruel.

I'd go out tonight, but its as cold as fucking Skeletor out there

by Raving Jibby Jarvis November 29, 2010

As You Know

A preparatory statement used in a sentence to avoid giving offense. It assures the listener that he or she already knows the fact about to be mentioned and that the speaker is mentioning it merely to acknowledge its truth or to help make a point.

As you know, Warden, the gang's leadership is within the prison.

by LexLuthericographer May 30, 2010

as shallow as piss on concrete

Very shallow and not long-lasting - painting a visualisation of piss quickly soaking in to the concrete.

That girl is so unreliable, she is as shallow as piss on concrete

by Brian Butterly August 7, 2006

as a bro.

A phrase said when you want your bro to know that your telling the absolute truth.

bro 1:"DUDE, I HAVE CANCER."
bro 2:"shut up..."
bro 1: "as a bro."
bro 2: "OH SHIT, that sucks!! Can i get your pool table when your gone?"

by BIGDRA October 19, 2010

As per

As per is simply short for as per usual. Given that the phrase is so common in everyday usage, dropping the usual makes it much easier to say and is designed to be used in a non formal manner.

He was drunk last night as per.

by therealdoogie February 26, 2011